Imagine, if you will, a movie that acts like a play. Imagine singing that is sub-par and dancing that is pretty good, actually. Imagine tears welling up in one of our host’s eyes as a sitcom actor begs for death.

Imagine if we don’t actually talk about the plot of the film for about half an hour.

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This one? It's a good movie. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll experience creepy stop-motion cinema at its finest. However, you might have to watch Disney's original Pinocchio to actually enjoy it.

Also, Andy comes out of nowhere with some crazy Pinocchio book lore that absolutely would destroy any child reading it.

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This movie is about a boy who has two dads who never meet each other, and they each independently drop the ball pretty hard. It was pretty good! If it wasn’t so upsetting near the end, kids today might still want to watch it.

Instead it, uh, instilled a fear of whales into a generation of kids.

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Email is mail@directto.video

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Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events