This week we're swimming with corpses and tackling more big questions such as: who is the barber on the island? And who would be the sole human in Muppets Lost? Also, apparently Kate is a liar!

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:02 Flashback discussion

00:11:18 Kate on-island discussion

00:25:20 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:36:39 Non-Jack on-island discussion

00:56:07 Connor’s corner

00:57:36 Hot ranking

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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen and Alex continue to address the real unanswered questions of Lost, such as: "where does Jack stand on abortion rights?" and "which female BFF friendship might the show have featured if it didn't hate women?"

Also, we're rebranding as a Grey's Anatomy podcast.

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:00 Flashback discussion

00:17:47 Jack on-island discussion

00:24:07 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:46:25 Non-Jack on-island discussion

01:06:30 Connor’s corner

01:07:34 Hot ranking

Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.

Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. (Writing credit goes to Alex for the "why no punch Jack" jingle.) Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

One of Alex's favourite episodes of Lost, but can he convince Helen that it's anything other than fine?

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:04:55 Flashback discussion

00:20:08 Claire on-island discussion

00:32:45 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:39:03 Connor's corner

00:45:28 Non-Claire on-island discussion

01:03:07 Hot ranking

Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.

Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Sayid’s flashbacks give us nothing, Danielle Rousseau gives us life, and the people of the island do not understand the concept of gambling.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:04:10 Flashback discussion

00:11:35 Sayid on-island discussion

00:35:06 Non-Sayid on-island discussion

00:39:13 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:56:05 Connor’s corner

00:57:55 Hot ranking

Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.

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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

The homoerotic tension in this episode leads us to discuss the greatest mystery the show never answers: which characters would be canonically queer?

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:17 Flashback discussion

00:11:30 Sawyer on-island discussion

00:40:24 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:55:48 Non-Sawyer on-island discussion

01:10:43 Connor’s corner

01:12:12 Hot ranking

Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.

Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

The episode is mixing its moth metaphors and Helen won't stand for it.

By the way, the word for that feeling of euphoria over seeing people achieve something together is "collective effervescence".

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:01:45 Flashback discussion

00:13:26 Charlie on-island discussion

00:34:53 Non-Charlie on-island discussion

00:38:16 Fuck, marry or kill?

01:07:45 Connor’s corner

01:13:14 Hot ranking

Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.

Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

This week on Dharma Fish Biscuits, Helen and Alex use the word 'contrived' like it's going out of fashion, and Alex soft-launches a new career as kidnap-engineer.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:01:55 Flashback discussion

00:20:51 Sun on-island discussion

00:31:11 Non-Sun on-island discussion

00:41:05 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:59:45 Connor’s corner

01:01:28 Hot ranking

Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.

Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Helen and Alex continue to unlock the mysteries of the island, such as “why do these people keep swimming in their jeans”, “who else is a Gemini other than Kate”, and “who keeps cutting these water bottles up”.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:01:40 Flashback discussion

00:11:55 Jack on-island discussion

00:38:13 Non-Jack on-island discussion

00:52:32 Fuck, marry or kill?

01:07:02 Connor’s corner

01:08:29 Hot ranking

Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.

Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.

Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025