Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles.

Tupperware and breast enhancement pills.

Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle

He's a nice Jewish superhero.

Get away, Nerd!

It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K.

Using a snow shovel to make a giant pancake is the best!

Which TV Uncle creeped out Joseph?

What am I gonna' do all day, sit around and fart into the couch cushions?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees. (And you better not change it!)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships.

Jason has no idea how DTF ends.

No saving a cat and hurting a dog.

Jim stays awake for the entire episode.

That hack, Taylor Swift.

That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes.

Jason reveals a new infatuation with Rashida Jones.

Gustafson, I put a fish in your car!

Intergalactic incest!

Flibertyjibbet is used once again in the podcast. Guess who says it?

Did you bop her balogna?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters.

So many great characters. So many bad impressions.

Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes.

She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest.

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

That's a nice suit.

Sam! You're my number one guy!

Joseph goes against the Brady fans and declares Joe Montana as the GOAT.

Jim and Joseph admit to not getting the big deal made about Chinatown.

(How could they leave Chinatown off this list?!?!)

How many Oscar nominations has Nicholson earned?