George Kittle tears his Achilles and responds by pounding tequila sent from the 49ers owner’s suite. The Bills start auctioning off pieces of Highmark Stadium, including the legendary bathroom troughs. And the Orioles announce a Tupac bobblehead because MLB marketing has zero fear.

We break down the 49ers injury conspiracy involving an electrical substation, relive the best moments from Wild Card Weekend, and somehow spend way too much time debating trough etiquette, girth math, and whether “hog” is the correct term.

Also on the show: • Mike Tomlin out in Pittsburgh and what that job opening means • Calvin Johnson admitting he got high before games late in his career • Missouri trying to replace the Chiefs with the Battlehawks • Indiana transfer Nick Marsh getting caught with FanDuel on his phone • Florida State’s ACC power move leading to Miami cashing a massive check • A UAB player entering the transfer portal while facing attempted murder charges • Cincinnati fans planning a brown paper bag night • Brooks Koepka welcomed back to the PGA while Phil Mickelson gets petty-snubbed

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Chapters: 00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend? 00:03:08 Shots for Cesar. RIP Dog. We miss you, little bro. 00:06:11 What's coming up? | Favorite moment from Wild Card Weekend? 00:08:09 What's in your mug | A mead tangent 00:15:53 George Kittle pounded tequila from the owner's suite after tearing his achilles this weekend 00:22:49 49ers injury conspiracy theory: are the 9ers getting hurt because they practice near an electrical substation? 00:25:45 The 49ers have had how many QBs?! 00:30:22 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Wild Card Weekend moment: Ben Johnson yelling "f*ck the Packers" during is post-game speech, Aaron Rodgers potentially playing his last game, Vrable getting bloodied celebrating the Patriots win 00:34:21 Mike Tomlin is out as Pittsburgh's coach. What dominoes fall because of this opening? 00:38:07 Zac Taylor is now the 5th longest tenured coach in the NFL somehow 00:39:29 It's been so long since Pittsburgh had to hire a coach 00:43:13 Who in their right mind would actually sue their ex-wife for saying this?! 00:47:08 Is "hog" the best word for having two Coke cans swinging? 00:51:55 Girth has to be an issue if you've got one or two Coke cans 00:54:34 Should you feel bad for the wife of someone with a two-can member? 00:57:27 Buffalo Bills are auctioning off troughs from Highmark Stadium 01:01:36 Which is worse: using a trough or pooping in a stall with no door? 01:05:57 People in Times Square on NYE wearing diapers 01:09:21 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Troughs: Indy 500 trough, Bills trough, Notre Dame trough 01:11:05 Calvin Johnson got high before games towards the end of his career 01:12:06 Missouri state senator introduces bill to name the St. Louis Battlehawks the official football team of the state of Missouri 01:16:32 Indiana's transfer, Nick Marsh, gets put on blast for having FanDuel on his phone 01:22:50 Breaking down the main screen of our phones 01:25:13 Florida State threatening to leave the ACC has led to Miami collecting a huge payday this year 01:29:42 Mookie shoehorns in a Tulane clip 01:31:01 UAB player charged with attempted murder on two of his teammates hops in the transfer portal 01:32:28 Another Tulane clip gets shoehorned into the show 01:33:39 ScottSki45 Stats of the Week 01:37:06 Baltimore Orioles announce a Tupac bobblehead 01:39:42 Which dead celebrity deserves a bobblehead? 01:41:46 University of Cincinnati fans are planning a paper bag night because their team stinks 01:44:27 Brooks Koepka is back on the PGA Tour, but their qualifications for coming back from LIV were a directly petty shot at Phil Mickelson 01:47:30 Beer recaps 01:48:28 This was a show 01:48:58 Outro

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We start the show the only way we know how: talking about the sports weekend, rookie wide receivers who immediately become That Guy, and what everyone’s drinking, plus a quick reminder that Mike DeWine still sucks.

Comedian Alex Schubert hangs out and delivers a truly unhinged breakdown of where every NFL quarterback would’ve been on January 6 (yes, it comes back twice). We bounce around from super high-ABV beers to the Columbus Crew coach being an absolute zaddy before diving into real football chaos.

The Colts pull off back-to-back fake punts, the Jets somehow finish an entire season without recording a single interception, and Zac Taylor becomes the main character for all the wrong reasons: getting booed, kept by the Bengals, and ultimately winning MF’er of the Week for complaining after Myles Garrett’s sack celebration.

We debate whether Garrett’s sack record actually counts in a 17-game season, argue about the most unbreakable records in sports, and spiral into fantasy football hell, including a punishment that requires eating 71 hot dogs, plus a league where everyone gets punished just for existing.

We wrap with College Football Playoff chaos (we’re all in on Indiana), why bye teams are getting cooked, and the A’s Vegas move hitting a wall after their trademark gets rejected.

It’s long. It’s dumb. It’s exactly what this show is.

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00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend? | There's always 1 rookie WR that balls out 00:07:18 What are you drinking? | Mike DeWine sucks 00:14:57 Super high ABV beers 00:16:10 Comedian Alex Schubert explains where each QB would have been on J6 00:28:27 The Columbus Crew coach is a zaddy 00:30:27 Comedian Alex Schubert explains where each QB would have been on J6 00:37:26 The Colts ran back-to-back fake punts 00:40:54 Was anyone tailing the contract extension numbers on DraftKings this week? 00:43:36 Mookie shoehorns an NCAA CFB26 cilp: Big Mirg's debut 00:46:54 The Jets went the entire season without getting an interception 00:50:53 Zac Taylor getting booed 00:53:30 Bengals decide to keep Zac Taylor 00:55:11 Stefanski and Harbaugh out 00:58:08 What's the NFL job that you'd take right now? 01:00:16 Mookie shoehorns in another CFB26 clip 01:01:08 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - NFL Job Openings: Browns, Giants, and Raiders 01:05:54 Zac Taylor wins MFer of the Week for complaining that they stopped the game after Garrett got the sack record 01:10:14 Does Myles Garrett's sack record count since it was 17 games? 01:14:00 The most unbreakable record in sports 01:16:24 Schube's Fantasty Football team names 01:17:52 The 71 hot dogs Fantasy Football punishment 01:22:50 The All-Pain, No-Gain Fantasy Football league, with punishments like auditioning for a local play, busking in the French Quarter, and working a shift at Burger King 01:38:29 College Football Playoffs are down to 4 and we're all in on Indiana 01:42:12 Teams with a bye in the College Football Playoffs are now 1-7, the B1G and the SEC are definitely going to change something next year 01:43:34 The A's Trademark is rejected, but it's not nearly as funny as this derailment 01:46:24 Beer recaps 01:47:45 This was a show 01:48:14 Outro

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