Welcome to Conspiracy Lullaby, the only podcast where you can snuggle up in the coziness of your bed while unpacking the government's shadiest activities and the world's greatest mysteries.

Do you question percentages that go over 100? Do you believe that the world is full of things we can't—or aren't supposed to—understand? Do circles really not have corners as well as no beginning or end? If you're the kind of person who thinks lullabies should come with footnotes, and you have a healthy skepticism for "official narratives," then this podcast is your kind of nightcap.

Why You'll Love Conspiracy Lullaby:

Budget-Friendly, Pillow-Soft Narration: Our narrator, while not costing us an arm and a leg, has a voice so calming it's like being rocked to sleep by the truth itself. It’s ASMR with the gritty texture of uncovered secrets.

Facts, Question Marks, and Narratives: Forget the shallow dive; we take a full plunge into conspiracy theories, with topics ranging from UFOs and Area 51 to hidden ancient civilizations. Sure, we Google, but we Google like pros. Plus, we nod to the likes of ChatGPT and dream of the day when TruthGPT will validate our deepest suspicions.

An Immersive Auditory Experience: Our soundscape isn’t your typical stolen YouTube playlist. We legally acquired every ethereal note and cosmic hum to lull you into a false—or perhaps, true—sense of security.

Meditative Endings: We threw in guided meditations as a little extra, not because we’re soft but because we've heard it boosts numbers. Either it's a brilliant strategy or just another government mind-control tactic. Take it or leave it.

Wake Up Smarter: Ever wanted to win at breakfast debates or simply drop knowledge bombs at the water cooler? Now you can wake up not just refreshed but enlightened with rhymes that will help you remember what you learned to stick it to the sheeple.

Never miss an episode! We drop fresh conspiracies every Sunday night at 9 PM ET. Find us on all your usual podcast platforms. Your nights will never be the same again, and neither will your understanding of the world around you.

Don’t be fooled by the mainstream soporifics. Make your bedtime a sanctuary for questions, a haven for the inquisitive mind. Sleep with one eye open and an ear tuned to Conspiracy Lullaby.

Hit the subscribe button and redefine what it means to be "woke" in your dreams. Sweet dreams, future know-it-alls