EPISODE 156 | The Shape of Water: Loch Ness and Other Lake Monsters

People have been talking about a supposed water creature in the Scottish Highlands for at least 93 years, possible much longer. Everyone has heard of the Loch Ness Monster, and Nessie is one of the OGs of the cryptid world. But there are plenty of other, similar reports from around the world as well, like Ogopogo, Manipogo, Cressie, Kushii, Nahuelito and even one named Larry.

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SECTIONS

1. 01:21 - Down to the Waterline - First sightings of Nessie; photos, corpses, hoaxes and jokes
2. 16:19 - Creature from the Black Lagoon - The Wels catfish, Loch Ness is weird, serious expeditions, Nessiteras rhombopteryx, Operation Deepscan, a DNA survey of the loch, eels, Norag, Muc-sheilche, kelpie, Life of St. Columba, Fredrick William Holiday and The Great Orm of Loch Ness (and more)
3. 32:10 - Lake of Fire - Sea serpents, Hydrarchos, Canada's Ogopogo
4. 40:20 - Down by the Water - Igopogo (or Bessie), Manipogo, Winnepogo, Memphré, Champ, Mussie, Cressie, Chessie, the Turtle Lake Monster, the Seelkee
5. 48:05 - Song of the Lake - Mokele-mbembe, the Great Zimbabwe Theory
6. 51:08 - Don't Drink the Water - Lukwata, Nsanga, Nyami Nyami, Irizma, Kusshii, the Lake Tianchi Monster, Phaya Naga, Seri Gumum, the Bunyip, the Muldjewangk, the Hawkesbury River Monster, the Maningrida Monster (Mannie), the Taniwha, the Tsmok, Anguila Peluda, the Lariosauro (Larry), the Lagarfljót Worm, the Gryttie, the Zegrze Reservoir Monster, Teggie, the the Devil Whale of Lake Tota, Nahuelito, people naturally attach to stories

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More Info

• Episode 99 | A Bridge Too Far: The Mothman Visits Point Pleasant
• Episode 132 | Keel Hauled: UAP Update
• Loch Ness monster on Britannica
• The Loch Ness Monster Turns 83: The Story of The Surgeon’s Photograph
• The Beast of Loch Ness pages on Nova Online
• Loch Ness Monster on Non-alien Creatures Wiki
• Lake Monsters on Cryptid Wiki
• The Lake Monsters of America on Atlas Obscura (with map)
• Lake Monsters on A Book of Creatures

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EPISODE 154 | Forgotten Languages (FL): The Most Interesting Site on the Web?

While researching a previous episode about internet rabbit holes, I came across one that was some big, so complicated, that the entry soon grew into its very own episode. It's called Forgotten Languages, and at first it seems like it's all about ancient languages. But these turn out to be ciphers which, when decoded, reveal a series of interlocking narratives involving transdimensional beings, UAPs, aliens, secretive cabals working at cross purposes, the odd revelation that all humans are gone by the year 3100, and more.

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SECTIONS

1. 02:00 - Speaking in Tongues - The Forgotten Languages website at first glance, using clues to start to understand, language as a system to modify biology
2. 13:36 - Aliens Ate My Buick - Giselians, the Cassini Diskus, Paradigm Shifter Vehicles (PSVs)
3. 18:55 - Nature of Threat - The Phoenix Lights, MilOrbs, USOs, SV17q, SV09n's agendas, SV06n seems nicer, the default mode network (DMN), geminoviruses in the year 2100
4. 33:55 - Jigsaw Falling into Place - DRACO, Congressional UAP hearings, Matthew Brown blows the whistle on Immaculate Constellation and a secretive group (SV17q?), DOLYN; Michael Shellenberger specifically mentions NURO, Immaculate Constellation and SV17q to Congress; Denebian probes, LyAV, XVIS
5. 44:46 - Hoist That Rag - Alternative Reality games, Dispatches from Elsewhere, "The Beast", the SCP Foundation, other theories about FL
6. 48:36 - Language Is a Virus - Various theories about what FL is really all about, the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit (CCRU), hyperstitions

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More Info

• Forgotten Languages website
• ForgottenLanguages.org — another linguistic rabbit hole on Reddit
• The Deepest Internet Mystery You've Never Heard Of (and Why It’s Now in the Congressional Record) video on the smoothjazz YouTube channel
• My emails with Ayndryl by Saša Milić
• Forgotten Languages entire subreddit
• The Pattern Everyone's Missing While Debating "Dee's Nuts" on the r/UFOs subreddit
• Dispatches from Elsewhere on IMDb
• SCP Foundation website
• Cybernetic culture research unit website
• Cybernetic Culture Research Unit (CCRU) on Philosophyball WIki
• Forward? A Short History of the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit by Samuel McIlhagga

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• DIGITAL SIGNAGE DONE RIGHT - Winner of a Gold Quill Award, Gold MarCom Award, AVA Digital Award Gold, Silver Davey Award, and Communicator Award of Excellence, and on numerous top 10 podcast lists.
• PRAGUE TIMES - A city is more than just a location - it’s a kaleidoscope of history, places, people and trends. This podcast looks at Prague, in the center of Europe, from a number of perspectives, including what it is now, what is has been and where it’s going. It’s Prague THEN, Prague NOW, Prague LATER