The guys chat about the greatest of all central Ohio festivals: Comfest! Then they follow it up with the police blotter, which includes a story about a man pleasuring himself in the sample sheds at Lowes and an up-and-coming coke dealer passing out free samples with his contact info.

Sorry for the delay! It's been hectic around here.

Anyways, Tom and Mike talk about Tom's hectic concert schedule then we discuss our favorite movie theater in town, Studio 35!

Holy crap - after 5 years and 60+ hours of audio, the boys have finally added video!

This month Tom and Mike discuss their visit to Nocterra in Powell, and cover a couple of fun stories from the police blotter, including a man that breaks the golden rule of crime and a potential actor for the inevitable live-action King of the Hill movie/TV show that breaks the golden rule of the post-9/11 world.

New name! New concept! New content! Here we are starting our sixth year!

Welcome to Columbus Is Real!

Of course, now is when our trusty mixer goes on the fritz, so the first minute or so were eaten by the audio gods, but fear not, you didn't miss much.

Tom and Mike discuss changes to the show, our recent trip to Natalie's Grandview, and some dude caught naked in a laundromat. You literally asked for that last part, by a wide margin.

Hard to believe, but Tom and Mike have been doing this show for five years now! To celebrate, we look back at where we've come, ponder where we're going, and talk about a guy that eluded arrest while dressed in a Dalmatian onesie.

Once again we hooked with our friends Jenny and Jean-Paul over at the WTF Did I Just Watch podcast for some movie shenanigans. This time Randy from the Last Roundup Horror Show podcast joined us as well! We gathered the troops and watched Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare in a mostly empty theater.

Join us now as we discuss our cinematic outing.

It's time for our second annual breakdown of the top relative searches by state on Pornhub.com.

We are aware it's not cool to kink shame, so please consider this an earnest attempt to understand each state's unique view that just happens to break out in bursts of laughter.

It's sad we have to mention this in this day and age, but this is intended for adults only. If your kid learns new words or websites from this, that's a reflection of your poor parenting, not on us.

Have you been waiting to hear what two straight, middle-aged white guys thought of the Wicked movie?

You shouldn't be! But it's here for you either way!

Also, we discuss hands down the best movie theater in the city, Studio 35, a guy that holds up a liquor store wearing a shower curtain, and a woman that calls 911 to narc on her meth dealer. Happy Thanksgiving!