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  • E312 – The Dog Stars - What Would YOU Do?

    E312 – The Dog Stars - What Would YOU Do?
    Sep 28 2026
    In this episode of Cinema IRL, Amber and Scott dive into the harrowing world of the post-apocalyptic film The Dog Stars . The hosts share a poignant moment lamenting the tragic fate of Jasper, the film's canine hero, whose loyalty and training make his loss hit especially hard. They also humorously dissect the absurdity of villain tropes, specifically questioning why characters like Darlene insist on monologuing their evil plans before it's absolutely necessary. It is a deep look at how quickly civilization can crumble and what remains of our humanity when the law is no longer a factor. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If a global virus made the world lawless and the supermarket shelves never got replenished, would you move to the wilderness to live off the land, or try to hunker down in an urban area? If you were forced to crash land your plane in unknown territory, would you wander around looking for people, or stay put and focus entirely on fixing your aircraft? If you were a survivor protecting your own, would you force a stranger to unload all their ammunition as a condition of meeting, or would you take a more aggressive "shoot first" approach? If you were invited to a potential safe haven but were required to surrender all your weapons and consume a mysterious, high-proof drink offered by your host, would you comply or walk away? The conversation takes a ridiculous turn when the hosts try to figure out why anyone in a post-apocalyptic wasteland would bother keeping 160-proof alcohol in a pitcher. It is safe to say that if you are offering a drink that could double as a Molotov cocktail, you definitely aren't winning any hospitality awards.
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    32 Min.
  • E311 – It Ends - What Would YOU Do?

    E311 – It Ends - What Would YOU Do?
    Sep 23 2026
    In this episode of Cinema IRL , Amber and Scott explore the minimalist, mind-bending film It Ends . The duo dissects the harrowing scenario of four friends trapped in a car on an endless road, where the gas tank never empties, the destination never arrives, and a mysterious, aggressive mob emerges from the woods every 90 seconds. Amber and Scott debate the existential implications of the characters' plight, pondering whether the infinite drive is a metaphor for life’s repetitive responsibilities or a descent into purgatory. From the "what would you do" dilemmas—like choosing between hawks, bears, rats, or a gunman for protection—to the complex psychological breakdown of the group, the hosts analyze when it’s time to keep driving and when it’s time to give up hope. The conversation turns toward the mechanics of survival in an impossible environment, including: The debate over the optimal speed to maintain to avoid the mob while surveying the environment. The ethical dilemma of one person deciding the fate of the group by removing the car keys. The haunting significance of abandoned cars and the finality of a road that simply ends. Join Amber and Scott as they break down the existential dread and the "what would you do" moments of this unsettling thriller. Hit follow or subscribe so you never miss an episode of Cinema IRL .
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    46 Min.
  • E310 – The Magic Faraway Tree - What Would YOU Do?

    E310 – The Magic Faraway Tree - What Would YOU Do?
    Sep 16 2026
    Amber and Scott dive into the whimsical, family-oriented world of The Magic Faraway Tree , a film that leaves them questioning the sanity of its characters and the logic of its magical rules. The duo shares a laugh over the absurdity of a family moving to the countryside to grow tomatoes for a pasta sauce business without ever actually testing a batch, while also debating the questionable parenting choices of Tim and Polly. They also share a poignant moment reflecting on Mr. Moonface’s heartbreak over children who outgrow the wonder of his magical world, even as they marvel at the sheer convenience of having a portal to a land of endless sweets. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your spouse quit their job on a whim, effectively forcing the family to uproot their lives and move into a barn? What would you do if you were a child and your parents suddenly confiscated your devices to move you to a remote area with no Wi-Fi? What would you do if you were presented with a rickety, crooked ladder that stretches thousands of feet into the sky just to reach a magical land? What would you do if you realized your petty birthday wish had single-handedly ruined your family’s entire business venture? What would you do if you moved next to a forest where you had magical childhood adventures, but decided to keep that secret from your own bored kids? Ultimately, the pair can’t get over the ridiculousness of the film's "Cruella de Vil" grandmother and the bizarre, high-stakes pressure of a tomato-based business plan. It’s a hilarious look at a movie that tries so hard to be wholesome that it almost pushes the hosts to their breaking point.
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    23 Min.
  • E309 – Spa Weekend - What Would YOU Do?

    E309 – Spa Weekend - What Would YOU Do?
    Sep 11 2026
    Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic world of Spa Weekend , a film that explores the limits of friendship when a group of long-time besties tries to escape for a relaxing getaway. The duo finds themselves hilariously frustrated by Sophie’s decision to invite Mel, a literal wrecking ball of a human, to a trip specifically designed for peace and quiet. They share a laugh over the absurdity of a weekend that devolves from meditation and fluffy robes into police sirens and a Scarface -sized amount of cocaine. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were on a relaxing spa retreat and your friend invited a chaotic guest who you specifically agreed to exclude? What would you do if your friend grabbed your phone during a stressful call with an unreasonable boss and screamed that you were on vacation? What would you do if your friend publicly humiliated you in front of a potential romantic interest by offering him money to sleep with you? What would you do if you were at a quiet, meditative spa and your friend threw a rager complete with male strippers and property destruction? What would you do if you were being chased by security while your friend insisted on taking a golf cart joyride? What would you do if you found out your friend wasn't actually wealthy after she spent the entire trip lying about her status and sabotaging everyone else's lives? Amber and Scott ultimately conclude that while Mel’s chaos leads to some unintended positive life changes for her friends, the ends absolutely do not justify the means. Nothing beats the ridiculous mental image of Mel riding a stripper like a mechanical bull in the middle of a silent, crystal-filled meditation sanctuary.
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    21 Min.
  • E308 – The End of Oak Street - What Would YOU Do?

    E308 – The End of Oak Street - What Would YOU Do?
    Sep 4 2026
    Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic movie The End of Oak Street , a bizarre mashup of E.T. vibes and Land of the Lost prehistoric survival. The duo finds themselves hilariously bewildered by the film's wardrobe choices, particularly why Anne Hathaway’s character seems to be dressed for a completely different decade, and they share a laugh over the blatant inclusion of a Super Mario Galaxy poster in a movie set twenty years before the game’s release. The conversation takes a sharp turn into the absurd as they debate the merits of a sledgehammer as a primary defense weapon against a T-Rex. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your neighborhood was suddenly cut off from the world and surrounded by prehistoric creatures? If you and your family were trapped in a neighborhood being terrorized by dinosaurs, would you prioritize survival at all costs, even if it meant abandoning your moral code? When faced with an impossible situation where your children have wandered off, do you risk your own life to save them, or do you accept the grim reality of the situation? If you discovered a mysterious orb—a potential portal to escape the prehistoric nightmare—would you take a direct, dangerous route to reach it immediately, or try to plan a more strategic path? If your spouse was mortally wounded in a world with no medical care, would you keep fighting to survive, or would you implement a "plan" to end things quickly? The episode concludes on a high note of absurdity as Scott doubles down on his "survivalist" philosophy, suggesting that if the situation gets dire enough, he’s ready to fling his family into a time-traveling portal like a sack of potatoes. It’s a truly ridiculous look at how quickly a suburban block party can devolve into a debate about the most efficient way to off yourself in the Jurassic era.
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    47 Min.
  • E307 - Spider Man: Brand New Day - What Would YOU Do?

    E307 - Spider Man: Brand New Day - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 31 2026
    Amber and Scott navigate the bewildering vortex of their first foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with Spider-Man: A Brand New Day . They share a hilarious, genuine moment of confusion over the film’s complex character backstories, with Scott admitting he was completely lost without a YouTube deep dive, while Amber marvels at the immersive, high-tech experience of viewing the film in Screen X. The duo also engages in a lighthearted debate about the physics of superhero attire, questioning how Peter Parker can be covered in scratches while his suit remains miraculously pristine. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were Jean Grey and saw your sister abducted by bad guys right in front of your eyes? What would you do if your best friends and the love of your life had their memories of you wiped away—would you cyber-stalk them on Instagram or move on with your life? What would you do if you were in MJ’s position and discovered you had a secret romantic history with someone you currently have no recollection of? What would you do if you realized you had accidentally handed a victim over to a villain, and the only way to right your wrong was to step in front of a bullet? The conversation hits its peak of absurdity when Scott attempts to justify the logistics of turning a dozen samurais into government assets, prompting Amber to rightfully point out that such a skill set is noticeably absent from his LinkedIn profile. It is a ridiculous conclusion to a movie that left them both questioning why a spider-themed hero now relies so heavily on Artificial Intelligence.
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    23 Min.
  • E306 – The Odyssey - What Would YOU Do?

    E306 – The Odyssey - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 28 2026
    Amber and Scott tackle the monumental three-hour epic The Odyssey , finding themselves hilariously out of their depth as they navigate a landscape filled with centaurs, Hydras, and confusing mythological lineage. They share a laugh over the absurdity of Greek gods using their powers to produce giant one-eyed offspring, while simultaneously questioning why Odysseus would choose to antagonize a deity like Poseidon by blinding his son. The duo is joined by a colorful trio of special correspondents—Morty the werewolf, Jimmy the zombie, and Von Murder the vampire—who drop by to offer their own unique, albeit unsolicited, expertise on the film’s various creature transformations and undead encounters. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were trapped in a cave with a giant Cyclops, would you try to wait it out or attempt a daring escape disguised as a lamb? If you were a soldier under Odysseus’s command, would you let your hunger win out and eat the Sun God’s cattle, knowing it would likely lead to your death? If you were Odysseus and you knew your men were destined to be picked off by a hydra, would you warn them or keep the secret to ensure your own survival? If you were one of the suitors who had been partying at Penelope’s house for twenty years, how would you react when the supposed beggar suddenly strings the legendary bow and reveals himself as the returning king? The conversation reaches a peak of ridiculousness when the hosts attempt to reconcile the physics of a giant cyclops picking up a human like a candy bar snack. Ultimately, the most hilarious point remains the sheer audacity of Odysseus, who decides to spend his long-awaited homecoming in disguise just to scope out the frat-house-level chaos unfolding in his own living room.
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    48 Min.
  • E305 – One Night Only - What Would YOU Do?

    E305 – One Night Only - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 24 2026
    Amber and Scott dive into the high-concept premise of One Night Only , a film depicting a dystopian America where premarital sex is strictly outlawed by a government mandate, leaving citizens with only twelve hours a year to engage in intimacy. The duo spends time dissecting the absurdity of a society that relies on color-changing arm biosensors to enforce chastity, while simultaneously questioning the inevitable black market for condoms that would arise in such a restrictive world. Their conversation takes a turn into the bizarre as they analyze the film’s heavy-handed product placement and the sheer logistical nightmare of trying to find a partner—or even a condom—in a citywide frenzy. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your partner, after two years of waiting, told you an hour before the mandate lifted that they planned to spend their one night of freedom with the neighbor instead of you? If you finally found a partner for the night but realized you were completely out of condoms, what lengths would you go to—including paying $200 for a display case model—to secure one? If a stranger you met in a park invited you to get "freaky," would you allow them to zip-tie your arms to a tree, and at what point does the desire for intimacy outweigh the fear of being robbed? If you were on a date with your celebrity crush who turned out to be a total nightmare, would you still go through with the encounter just to say you did it? When faced with a phone call from your partner while you are on the verge of finally being intimate with someone new, do you answer it or ignore it to focus on the moment? The episode reaches peak hilarity when the hosts discuss the absurdity of the film's climactic moments, specifically Scott’s persistent, ridiculous suggestion that the entire plot could have been solved if the characters just got it on inside a pizza shop. They conclude by marveling at how a movie about a twelve-hour sex mandate somehow ends up being the perfect catalyst for the most chaotic and unhinged conversation they’ve had to date.
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    46 Min.