More outrageous locker room stories from the 1970s—when it was a different era and the rules of mischief were, let’s say, flexible. Fan-favorite “California Beautiful,” the school track star from Episode 3, makes a triumphant return and once again wreaks havoc on an unsuspecting coach.

Having learned well from seniors like California Beautiful, chaos quickly follows. Craig enthusiastically “welcomes” the new freshman athletes with classic locker room towel-snapping, herding them into the infamous towel cage as hilarity erupts.

Then comes one of the Bud’s most legendary stories—the story of all stories. During a track meet, Craig locks himself inside the announcer’s booth, cranks the volume to maximum (so loud that even nearby baseball games can hear), and begins providing his own wildly inappropriate play-by-play. His colorful and over-the-top commentary—especially about the famously self-promoting pole vaulter “Glom”—sends the crowd into uncontrollable laughter while the coaching staff reacts in absolute horror.

Described by Ron as one of the funniest things he’s ever witnessed, total chaos breaks out as the coaching staff scrambles to shut it down and chases Craig around the venue.

A true Boomers on the Edge classic.

• Adult topics and language.
• Boomer rating: Over the Edge.

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In this episode, guest host Keith joins Craig and Ron to reminisce about a friendship that began in kindergarten in the 1960s. The stories go way back—so far back that Keith and Craig once lived next door to each other and even shared their very first bath together as one-year-olds.

The conversation then turns to a legendary tale involving the Buds—Kenn, Ray, John, Keith, Craig, and Ron—and a Friday-night tradition at Carmens, an all-you-can-eat restaurant famous for its fish. Kenn, in particular, took full advantage of the deal. Because the restaurant required plates to be completely cleared before serving more, Kenn would discreetly hide uneaten French fries under his napkin. The staff quickly learned to dread his arrival, knowing they were about to lose money on the sheer amount of fish he could consume.

Kenn would settle in for hours, loosening his belt and even slipping off his shoes to maximize comfort—and capacity. One night, as the feast dragged on, one of the Buds decided to end the smorgasbord with a prank, making off with Kenn’s prized Adidas Country shoes. The result? A 50-year-old mystery that remains unsolved to this day. Who stole the shoes?

Join us for a laugh‑filled stroll through old friendships, 1970s traditions, and the unforgettable night the shoes went missing.

Boomer rating: Under the Edge

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Guest host Keith jumps in with Kenn, Craig, and Ron as they rewind to the 1970s for another round of math‑class chaos. Back in the same infamous classroom from Episode One—where Craig first unveiled his “artistic talents”—the crew relives two stories that have only grown funnier with time.

First up is Teddy, the class nerd, who dares to complain to the teacher about earning only 98% on his test. Ron, fed up with the whining, blurts out, “Come on, Teddy.” Teddy spins around and unleashes his fury—at the wrong student. He starts screaming at the football team’s quarterback, a guy who could flatten him in seconds, and even challenges him to a fight after school. The class erupts in laughter, things spiral out of control, and Kenn laughs so uncontrollably he’s told to step out if he can’t pull himself together.

Next, the “Buds” revisit the infamous day Kenn’s curiosity cost Ron dearly. After test results were handed back, Kenn abandoned his usual front-row seat and sprinted to the back of the room to check how everyone did. Spotting Ron’s test, Kenn grabbed it and ran to the teacher, proudly pointing out that he had the same answer—except Kenn’s had been marked wrong. The teacher promptly informed them that Ron’s answer was wrong too, resulting in Ron’s test score dropping to a D.

Ron is still complaining about it fifty years later.

Hilarious. Legendary. And proof that some math class moments never fade.

• Boomer rating: Under the Edge.

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A New Years Tale

Ring in the New Year with a classic coming-of-age misadventure. Kenn and Ron—two well-meaning but famously inexperienced teens—think they’ve hit the jackpot when a pair of Pom Pom girls invite them to what sounds like an intimate New Year’s Eve party.

When they arrive, the girls’ parents greet them like model young men: stellar grades, National Honor Society members, one even class president. The parents couldn’t be happier to leave their daughter in such “responsible” company. Kenn and Ron take this as a great sign… until the doorbell keeps ringing.

One by one, a parade of older, sketchy, rock-band-looking guys flood the house. It doesn’t take long for Kenn and Ron to realize they weren’t the romantic leads in this evening at all, they were the decoy.

“The Pom Pom Girls” is a hilarious tale of teenage hope, hormones, and the harsh lessons of growing up—served with a heavy dose of New Year’s disappointment.

• Adult language and themes.
• Boomer rating: On the Edge.

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A 1960s Holiday Adventure

In this festive, retro-themed episode, Craig, Kenn, Ron, and guest host Randy swap stories about holiday shopping in the 1960s. Ron and his younger brother Randy revisit one of their family’s most legendary tales—five-year-old Randy’s epic struggle to make quick decisions, thanks to his intensely analytical mind, and the surprising consequences that followed.

During a long day of shopping, their parents try motivating the kids—Ron (8), Randy (5), and Sandy (3)—with the promise of a toy at the end of the trip. While Ron and Sandy eagerly snatch up their prizes, Randy’s endless deliberation tests everyone’s patience, ultimately costing him his toy and earning him an unforgettable lesson.

Ron and Randy share several hilarious moments from childhood that highlight a young Randy’s analytical (and often comically slow) approach to decision-making.

Join us for a nostalgic, laugh-filled journey back to the days of childhood, family shopping trips, and holiday memories!

• Boomer rating: Under the Edge.

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Guest host Keith joins the show to help recount one of the most legendary Boomers on the Edge stories—the night at the Duchess.

It’s late, they’re underage, and the Buds (John, Keith, Ray, Kenn, Craig, and Ron) have wandered into the Duchess, a notoriously grimy Detroit strip bar. It’s Kenn’s very first time in a place like this… and his reaction does not disappoint.

While most of the Buds rush to claim their spots around the stage, Kenn and Ron hover awkwardly near the entrance, trying to process the scene. Before long, Kenn starts whispering to Ron that the bar is “scummy”—a whisper that quickly escalates into his unmistakable “passion voice.” Within moments, he’s shouting across the bar, “They’re all scum!”

Ron panics, patrons turn, and the bouncer decides he’s seen enough. With a looming brawl on the horizon, he boots the entire group out in one sweep. And just like that, the Buds’ night is over.

This episode is pure comedy from start to finish—a true Boomers on the Edge classic. Buckle up—it’s a riot from start to finish.

• Adult themes and language.
• Boomer rating: On the Edge.

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In this laugh‑out‑loud episode, Craig shares a wild workplace story about a young apprentice who couldn’t stop bragging about his wife’s beauty—complete with revealing photos. The apprentice proudly flashes a picture, declaring, “This may or may not be my wife.”

That’s when Craig hatches a prank: each day, he shows the apprentice increasingly risqué photos of “his own wife”—images secretly pulled from the internet. The game quickly escalates into a hilarious competition of one‑upmanship, with both sides trying to outdo each other in the battle of “may or may not be their wife’s” pictures.

Tune in for this outrageous tale of workplace mischief, playful rivalry, and comedic escalation. It’s bold, funny, and guaranteed to entertain!

• Adult themes and language.
• Boomer rating: Way over the Edge.

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Kenn, Craig, and Ron return—and things get a little… fuzzy. Literally.

In this episode, Kenn dives into a wild piece of pop-culture news: Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS “Faux Bush” underwear line. Yes, you heard that right—G-strings with faux pubic hair, and apparently, they’re flying off the shelves.

The Boomers weigh in on this retro revival, sharing their reactions and swapping stories about the evolution of “the bush,” from the unshaven images they stumbled across as kids to the clean-shaven surprises they encountered at gentlemen’s clubs in Windsor, Canada during their early business days.

It’s a funny, nostalgic, and surprisingly enlightening stroll through decades of personal grooming trends—Boomers on the Edge style. Just like bell-bottoms from the ’70s, the bush is officially back!

• Adult themes and language.
• Boomer rating: Over the Edge.

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