This week, we pick back up under the mountain and face the trials and attempt to gain freedom with Feyre. Will anyone die? Will anyone learn from there mistakes? Listen to find out!

One note on this weeks episode, there are mentions of sexual assault. We do make jokes centered on how causally the topic is handled, but to be clear, sexual assault is never a joke. If listening to content surrounding sexual assault would be hurtful or damaging to you, please skip this episode and come back for our next one!

And if you are a victim of sexual assault and in need of support, there are many resources available including but not limited to RAINN, who can be reached 800-656-HOPE by phone at on their website https://rainn.org/help-and-healing/hotline/

We are under the mountain this week, there are dangerous situations and questionable decisions, and we are here for all of it.

Only one more episode left in the book, which is so exciting! Then we will do an episode recapping the whole season before we dive into book 2!

This is not me announcing a partnership with the insomniamedication of the same name, but Josh has some fun this week trying to map out what some of the couples in future books could be, we would love to hear if you agree.

Whether it’s our signature biting wit or a faerie indulging in some bizarre midnight munchies, this episode brings plenty of laughs, and probably too many sexual jokes. All of it, of course, is essential for helping boyfriends learn from the fictional men we adore.

Things start heating up in the book and Josh gets more invested, listen along to find out just how many holes are barred and how many errors we can make in summarizing this plot.

Did you think it was impossible for Josh to say more borderline offensive things? Well boy were you wrong. This weeks episode is full of hot takes (does listening to audiobooks count as reading?), words that Josh assures us are not a slur, and dubious recounting of chapters 8-15 of A Court of Thorns and Roses.

Apologies that the audio is not the best quality, it was early days of recording and we were still learning.

Hey fellow readers! Josh is ready to start his smut reading journey and we are here for it. We are starting where so many do, with A Court of Thorns and Roses. This week Josh tells Adele about chapters 1-7 and we establish the cast of characters he is picturing while he reads.

We are so excited to have help real boyfriends learn how to do better from the fictional men who really have it perfected.