• Blades Down Under 1: GoldBondi
    Feb 12 2026

    The crew of "How Governments Topple Violently" aka HGTV have been tasked with a covert rescue operation from the most secure prison colony on earth- the underwater domed city of Elation. Can they save the Count, Monty Crisco?

    Starring:

    Paul as the GM

    Jim as the Fran Belvedere

    Justin as Ykevin

    Riley as Big Blue Bubble

    Meg Humphrey as Barry

    Aya "Crow" Sakate as Emily Valentine

    Blades Down Under is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Blades 68, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can back their crowdfunding campaign here from 2/10/26 through 3/10/26.

    We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

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    1 Std. und 21 Min.
  • Bonus: It's the Great Mallenweenmas, Riley Brown
    Jan 29 2026

    It's a nostalgic bash as three teens work the holiday shift at the Circuit City mall. What starts as a quiet night turns to terror as a horde descends on the unsuspecting trio. Will they survive the shift or will the fall to the furry fury?

    Starring:

    Riley as the GM

    Jim as Duncan Donut

    Justin as B. Dalton Bookseller

    Domi as Tiffany Andco

    Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.

    We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

    Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!

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    1 Std. und 15 Min.
  • C1E33: The Locker of Secrets
    Jan 15 2026

    The time has finally come to find out what dirt Benny had on Lantern Corp in his train locker. What dark secrets will ESPN uncover?

    Starring:

    Paul as the GM

    Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

    Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

    Justin as Maximilian Graves

    Riley as Stirling

    Domi as Liberty Mutual

    Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.

    We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

    Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!

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    1 Std. und 12 Min.
  • C1E32: The Truth About Paradise
    Dec 31 2025

    ESPN takes time to rest, recover, and grieve in Tightwad after their adventure at Famous Films before Stirling's old friend, Liberty Mutual, pays them a visit to help spread the Truth about Lantern Corp.

    Starring:

    Paul as the GM

    Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

    Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

    Justin as Maximilian Graves

    Riley as Stirling

    Domi as Liberty Mutual

    Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.

    We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

    Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!

    We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

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    1 Std. und 22 Min.
  • Bump in Paradise 3: Melee League
    Dec 18 2025

    It's all out war as the Salvation Slammers fight to rescue their captured teammates.

    Starring:

    Paul as the GM

    Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega

    Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry

    Riley as Starbuck Coffee

    Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.

    We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

    Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!

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    49 Min.
  • Bump in Paradise 2: A Zakk of Their Own
    Dec 4 2025

    Disaster strikes as the Salvation Slammer's manager is kidnapped along with the rest of the team. As they race to save him they get help from an unlikely source.

    Starring:

    Paul as the GM

    Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega

    Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry

    Riley as Starbuck Coffee

    Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.

    We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

    Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!

    We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

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    1 Std. und 1 Min.
  • Bump in Paradise 1: Battle Ball an Underdog Story
    Nov 20 2025

    The Salvation Slammers Tour bus takes a wrong turn and gets lost before finding its way to an oddly vacant theme park, Famous Freddie's Fantastic Fun Land.

    Starring:

    Paul as the GM

    Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega

    Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry

    Riley as Starbuck Coffee

    Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.

    We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

    Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!

    We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

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    1 Std. und 31 Min.
  • C1E31: Dances with Dinosaurs
    Nov 6 2025

    The tides turn as ESPN makes a daring comeback! But what will it cost them? Will they be able to save their friends and family before Famous Nathan's gang of outlaws do his dirty work?

    Starring:

    Paul as the GM

    Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

    Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

    Justin as Maximilian Graves

    Riley as Stirling

    Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.

    We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

    Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!

    We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

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    50 Min.