Back from their Dry January podcast hiatus, Kelly and Darek do their best to find the humor in a not-so-humorous world these days. When the day begins with a one-person hip hop kitchen dance party, things can only get better. Or worse. Your hosts briefly discuss the perils of social media and discuss their hobbies, one of which suprised Darek.

With Kelly and Darek filled with anxiety and Christmas cheer, 4 minutes of accidental copyright infringements set the proper for this episode. Not entirely sure your hosts are recording, they cover the usual holiday topics such as buying a tree, party-germ etiquette, and of course, George Michael. Happy Holidays from us to you!

Minor tech issues continue to plague the Bitter Coffey studio but Kelly's requests for new mics fall on deaf ears. Darek and special guest Michele Palardy provide the support Kelly needs as she loses her already weak grasp on the English language. Darek names the positive vibes during recording this episode while discussing the fact that most cartoon characters refuse to wear pants. Shout out to new listeners Sophia and Ciara!

After a COVID-induced break from recording, Darek and Kelly are back in the studio with mics in need of replacement. Kelly explains her process for recalling songs for which she doesn't know the lyrics, and Darek shares his extensive cookie marketing magic. The hosts take a crack at streaming platform rebranding, which quickly goes sideways. HBO, please feel free to reach out if you would like to explore next steps. Shoutout to our new friends at Generic Clothing!

Longtime friends and longtime listeners Colyer and Shemmy join the show by phone to test a variety of edgy (some might even say exotic) potato chips. No one remembered to take a pic of the chips in the studio, mostly because Darek was overwhelmed by sodium and Kelly was distracted by tote bags.

Darek and Kelly reflect on an emotionally difficult week, hoping to bring some levity despite the current state of the world right now. A shared admiration for Toto's "Rosanna" is revealed, and longtime friend and longtime listener Colyer experiences a less-than-warm welcome in Croatia while trying to buy potato chips. A simple online inquiry at a car dealership tests boundaries, and as per usual, simple volume settings continue to plague your hosts.

Darek & Kelly joined forces and made the Champlain Valley Fair a family event this year. Kelly eases into life as an elder fair-goer and Darek reflects on the high cost of fun and the need for increased goat-safety protocols. Both Taylor Swift and the Tooth Fairy prompt some real talk, and Darek's discovery of the adjustbility of the mics might make the show sound taller.

Kelly and Darek return to the mic to discuss Darek's juggling prowess and Kelly proves her talent for music trivia is fleeting at best. Darek offers a brief yet impactful grammar lesson and Kelly learns that it's difficult to sneeze without moving. Huge shout outs to Tim & Tanya for the studio swag, and belated HBD wishes to El Diablo and Colyer.