Come one, come all to St. Valens - Crime capital, and home to some of the world's sleaziest crooks, most deadly assassins' and strangest yet most competitive crime syndicates you'll ever see.

Jambee is one such crook, owner of the biggest of said syndicates and the world's only aphrodisiac parlor. However, as of late the ship he's been running has seen tighter days. Wandering eyes and sticky fingers have led to less than ideal help, mostly assassins, being hired. That's no good.

The search is on for the perfect secretary. Can differing opinions as to what makes a "quality" applicant be put aside long enough to settle on one? And what happens when you throw local slab of fresh meat Ruby Magnella into the gun-powder and cyanide laden mix?

Come one, come all to St. Valens - Crime capital, and home to some of the world's sleaziest crooks, most deadly assassins' and strangest yet most competitive crime syndicates you'll ever see.

Jambee is one such crook, owner of the biggest of said syndicates and the world's only aphrodisiac parlor. However, as of late the ship he's been running has seen tighter days. Wandering eyes and sticky fingers have led to less than ideal help, mostly assassins, being hired. That's no good.

The search is on for the perfect secretary. Can differing opinions as to what makes a "quality" applicant be put aside long enough to settle on one? And what happens when you throw local slab of fresh meat Ruby Magnella into the gun-powder and cyanide laden mix?

New Year's Eve, 1976 - An unlikely alliance is made.