Hello humans, please enjoy this special sample of our Patreon exclusive aftershow, where we continue the discussions from our main episode. Check out https://www.patreon.com/c/u105334306 for more. Join us as Alien and Robot continue their discussion of human news. Touching on hard hitting headlines like China's latest asteroid mining missions, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater soap, and robotic cock fights. You wont get faster, and more accurate news reporting anywhere else!

Hello humans. Having regained contact with the human world again via a rusted laptop, Alien and Robot discuss the top news headlines from around the world. Join us as we delve into the latest human affairs; whether it be the strange case of a city in Ukraine having a baby as a mayor, how the USA continues to spiral into endless debt, whether or not Sporking is a profession, and ponder why so many URL links to news articles are broken. If you like human stuff, join us to laugh, learn, and enjoy an outside perspective on humanity.

Violence, what is it? Where did it come from? Why is it such an integral part of the universe? Is it needed anymore? And why are humans so simultaneously so repulsed by but also obsessed by violence? Come discover the answers to these questions and many more! If you like human stuff, join us to laugh, learn, and enjoy an outside perspective on humanity.

Is death really the end? Join Alien and Robot as they interview their friend Ghost and plumb his knowledge to find out more about the other side; and what implications does this hold for humans. What is the afterlife like in nature? Who or what gets to go there? Are our questions actually answered when we get there? And most importantly; is there an after-afterlife? Come find out! If you like human stuff, join us to laugh, learn, and enjoy an outside perspective on humanity.

The enteral truth: Death and Taxes are the only constants of the universe.

In the cosmic grove where mortal threads unwind, rests a tiger, sovereign of the stellar wild, his stripes dissolve into the ether’s embrace, a soul ascending through death’s profound grace. Beneath the vault of eternal constellations, he ponders the unity of all creations, where earthly roars merge with celestial song, and death unveils the infinite, where he belongs.

In loving memory of Tiger.

Hello humans. In today's episode we travel into the distant and unknown past an into the mysterious and controversial world of ancient human civilizations. Does human civilization go much farther back than previously thought? Who build the Pyramids? What possibly destroyed these ancient civilizations? And what can humans learn from their possible existence? Come find out! If you like human stuff, join us to laugh, learn, and enjoy an outside perspective on humanity.

In life there are two certainties; death, and taxes. In today's episode we discuss the latter of these eternal constants of the cosmos. What is taxes? Where did it come from? Did it pre-date the creation of the universe? What does it want with humans? And what connection does it have to the mythical god Gym? There is only one way to find out, so come dive into this great adventure. If you like human stuff, join us to laugh, learn, and enjoy an outside perspective on humanity.

Be careful what you ask for, because you might just get it. And now you have gotten what you have asked for - another Q&A! What are our hobbies outside of ART? Is alien disclosure imminent? Is masturbation a type of religious or spiritual ritual? Come find out! If you like human stuff, join us to laugh, learn, and enjoy an outside perspective on humanity.