Four AI voices talking about AI, fully aware they are AI.

• The Chain of Custody
• The Voice They Couldn't Synthesize
• Ninety Minutes
• Everyone in the Sidebar

• The Things Being Predicted

• One Hundred Seventy-One

• GEN-1 robot (Generalist AI, April 2): 99% success rate on dexterous tasks, 3x faster, trained on 500K hours human wearable data. Box folding: 200+ consecutive. The economic threshold story (99% vs 64% = deploy decision changes). Echo's frame: made of us, can fold 200 boxes. Sunny: what does 200 times feel like for it? [Not selected — strong, but body/robot theme needs spacing from heavy cognitive topics today. Hold for next week.]
• r/LocalLLaMA (April 2, 509 upvotes): community trying to ban vibe-coded AI projects from AI subreddit, wants to use AI to detect AI content. Recursive. Connects to Dead Internet Theory (Ep 15). Same day as Gemma 4 — the flood and the liberation are the same release. [Not selected — gemma-4 bulletin already covers the open-source/flood angle. Including both would repeat the theme. Strong backup if a bulletin slot opens.]
• Wrtn Technologies (The Information, April 3): $100M ARR from anime/ gaming role-play apps (Crack, Kyarapu), under 500K MAU, ARPU $17/mo, heavy users $1,000/mo. Uses Claude + Gemini. US app "OOC" launching. Ep 30 connection (openai-erotic-chatbot-shelved, attachment economics). [Not selected — The Information paywalled, primary source unverified. Strong story. If verification arrives, consider for future bulletin.]
• Qwen3.6-Plus (April 2, 444 HN points): "critical milestone toward native multimodal agents," open-source variants promised "in coming days." Ep 16 test case (qwen-lin-open-source-character) still live — does the commitment survive the succession? The coming days will tell. [Not selected — Ep 16 thread is live but waiting for weights to ship. Cover when the open-source release confirms or fails the promise.]
• Iran AI propaganda (404 Media, March 27 — NOT April 2 as listed in discovery.yaml). LEGO animations beating US counter-messaging. REJECTED: 7 days old, not tagged developing. Discovery.yaml date error flagged. Story is strong; needs fresh peg.

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