Fashionably Dead
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Fashionably Dead
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Czyta:
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Jessica Almasy
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Autor:
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Robyn Peterman
Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous...it's possibly deadly. For real dead.
Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
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After 90 minutes of listening, I still wasn't sure what to make of it. But hey, I wanted to discuss it,so I went on listening. After about three hours, it slowly grew on me, not least because of the narrator, Jessica Almasy, who did a marvelous job!
On the whole, the book was entertaining, even funny at times, but the main characters Astrid and Pam can't say two sentences in a row without using expletives. Fortunately, I don't know anybody in real life who speaks in such a manner, and frankly, I wouldn't want to.
I've seen so many reviews saying this book is über funny and hilarious, but permanent swearing doesn't make a book funny in my eyes.
Add to that that the book ends with a cliffhanger (which is a pet peeve of mine), and I can not recommend it wholeheartedly. I certainly won't buy the second volume.
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