Welcome to "The Art of Doing Less at Work," the ultimate survival guide for anyone who’s ever stared at the clock waiting for 5 PM, wondered how long they could survive without answering emails, or muttered, “That’s not in my job description.” This book is your roadmap to navigating the workplace with minimum effort and maximum cleverness—a tongue-in-cheek manual for mastering the art of quiet quitting without anyone catching on.

“The Art of Doing Less at Work” isn’t just a book—it’s the perfect white elephant gift or Secret Santa surprise for that coworker who’s always sighing dramatically at their desk. It’s the ultimate gag gift that just might contain a nugget of truth (or genius) for anyone in your office. Whether you’re handing it to the office overachiever as a joke or the underachiever who will take it a little too seriously, it’s guaranteed to get laughs—and maybe even inspire some new “productivity strategies.”

What’s Inside: This isn’t your typical career advice book filled with buzzwords and motivational platitudes. Instead, it’s a hilarious guide packed with strategies for blending in while doing as little as possible. From perfecting the fake IT crisis, or the walking holding a post-it note strategy, through to mastering the strategic sigh, you’ll learn techniques to outwit your coworkers and bosses while saving your energy for what really matters: literally anything but work.

So, grab a stapler, put on your most convincing “I’m busy” face, and let’s dive in. After all, why work harder when you can work smarter—or not at all?