You’re not broken. You’re just funny. And definitely diagnosable.

Welcome to Syndromedy—a completely unlicensed, questionably therapeutic, and wildly relatable guide to the emotional glitches and behavioral weirdness we all carry. Written by Jamison Carrier (real person, no clipboard) and “co-authored” by Dr. Sy Camore (fake therapist, very real energy), this book delivers hilarious, satirical case files of the made-up-but-actually-true syndromes hiding in plain sight.

Inside you'll find:

• Involuntary Laughter Tagging Disorder (ILTD): You’re not fine. You’re just buffering with “lol.”
• Checklist Addiction Syndrome (CAS): You wrote it down just to check it off.
• Occupational Identity Broadcasting Syndrome (OIBS): How do you know someone’s a firefighter? Don’t worry. They’ll tell you.
• Compulsive Vacation Itinerary Syndrome (CVIS): We can rest when we die.
• And 20+ other disorders you didn’t know had names (but now can’t unsee).

Each chapter flows like a fake patient file, complete with symptoms, session notes, treatment plans, and a self-assessment quiz that will make you say, “Oh no… it me.”

Whether you’re a chronic one-upper, a group-text ghoster, or just a little extra about your thermostat settings, Syndromedy isn’t here to fix you—it’s here to diagnose you. And laugh with you. And give you the language to lovingly call out your weird uncle or oversharing coworker (with fake clinical authority, of course).