These witty vignettes are full of great repartee and wonderfully astute observations – read with the dry humour and enthusiasm they deserve by ‘The Olivier of Audiobooks’ Martin Jarvis.

Full contents:

• 1. Pas Devant Les Enfants
• 2. Twelfth Night: or what will you have?
• 3. I said "My Name is Ozzy Manders"
• 4. The Sad Tale of P*T*R Bunnikin
• 5. At the Sign of the Rupture Belt
• 6. Listener Sport
• 7. On the Subject of Objects
• 8. Ye Globe Theatre
• 9. Literary Quiz
• 10. Behind the Myth - Mythtier Still
• 11. Chez Crumble
• 12. On the Receiving End
• 13. Operation Fungles
• 14. Head to Head
• 15. Bishop Rock
• 16. Business Worries
• 17. School of Applied Art
• 18. A Few Words from the Captain
• 19. Through the Wilderness
• 20. A Very Special Collection
• 21. The Patter of Tiny Careers
• 22. Return Match
• 23. Tête à Tête à Tête
• 24. Bodbury: The Nation Awaits
• 25. Spock's Guide to Parent Care
• 26. Between the Acts
• 27. Thanks
• 28. The House on the Box
• 29. I Think I'm Right in Saying
• 30. Save it for the Stairs
• 31. It
• 32. Night Thoughts.