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I'd Like to Play Alone, Please

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I'd Like to Play Alone, Please

Von: Tom Segura
Gesprochen von: Tom Segura
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 From a massively successful stand-up comedian and co-host of chart-topping podcasts “2 Bears 1 Cave” and “Your Mom’s House,” hilarious real-life stories of parenting, celebrity encounters, youthful mistakes, misanthropy, and so much more.

Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It’s not that he hates his friends and family — he’s not a monster — he’s just beat, which is why his son’s (ruthless) first full sentence, “I’d like to play alone, please,” has since become his mantra.

In this collection of stories, Tom combines his signature curmudgeonly humor with a revealing look at some of the ridiculous situations that shaped him and the ludicrous characters who always seem to seek him out. The stories feature hilarious anecdotes about Tom's time on the road, including some surreal encounters with celebrities at airports; his unfiltered South American family; the trials and tribulations of parenting young children with bizarrely morbid interests; and, perhaps most memorably, experiences with his dad who, like any good Baby Boomer father, loves to talk about his bowel movements and share graphic Vietnam stories at inappropriate moments. All of this is enough to make anyone want some peace and quiet.

I’D LIKE TO PLAY ALONE, PLEASE will have readers laughing out loud and nodding in agreement with Segura's message: in a world where everyone is increasingly insane, sometimes you just need to be alone. Unterhaltung & Stars

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This author touches my camera through the fence with every word he speaks. I usually need 10 to 12 Benadryl every day but Tom's writing keeps me hard from chapter to chapter. This guy is coming up in May for sure. Two words, "High" and "Tight" come to mind after hearing his amazing voice read this book. I would recommend it to all the cool guys out there. I'm going to be home here now listening to it again .

Where are the bodies?

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I had a hard time putting down this book. There is more depth than one may expect but it is welcomed together with the unexpected amounts of laughs that will ensue. Great book Tom!

Great book by a great comedian

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Yeah, I bet it's great to read the actual book. But being a professional comedian, podcaster and Victoria Secret model, Tom's format to shine on is audio. Keep featherin it.

Tom is the best

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actually I was going to write some ymh gibberish. BUT tot is such good story teller that I had to write something that actually makes sense. I personally loved the stories about top dog the most.( almost crashed my car laughing so hard) hope he was able to read that book and if not he is now definitely listening from heaven with a 50. cal.... it's a real game changer.👌😄

also piss on me beat me try it out. greetings Aaron from Germany.

made me cum in only 4 strokes

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Tom doing what Tom does best.
Highly recommend for hours of Tom’s hilarious, entertaining, and great story-telling

Tom doing what Tom does best

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