While the world locked down under the weight of a global pandemic, many of us picked up hobbies. Some of us learned how to bake banana bread. At least two of us finally finished writing a book. A whole bunch of you got pregnant. Congratulations. You’re really bad at social distancing. And thank you. You’re our first customers.

Page's mom: "Do you have to include the word “crap” in the title?” Jake's ninth-grade girlfriend: “I’m glad to see that guy finally made it past second base.” Join Jake and Page Fehling as they hold your hand - but not your leg, that’s your job, dads - through your pregnancy journey. Jake and Page each write their own accounts of major pregnancy milestones, then react to the other’s recollections. 

Holy Crap, Let’s Go to Therapy was a close runner-up for the title. Jake and Page may be three-time parents, but they’re first-time authors. So they’re keeping their fingers crossed that you like their book. But not their legs...because clearly that hasn’t worked for them in the past.