Alright… we know things have been a little deep lately.

So this week we’re talking about something extremely important, highly intellectual, and not complicated at all… fashion.

The girls will never claim to know how to look good, but we definitely know something. We’re just not sure what that something is yet.

We go through our fashion eras over the years (including the shocking revelation that Payton might have been a fashion baddie in high school… and she did not know it at the time). Then we spiral into what we wish our style was now, what we think it is, and what it realistically can be.

Because personal style isn’t just about what you like.

It’s what you can afford, what actually looks good on you, what your lifestyle allows, your hair, your makeup, your tattoos, your nails, your color season, your birth chart, your confidence level, and apparently the emotional stability you have that week.

We talk about the struggle of wanting one aesthetic but being born for another, the very real barriers of body types and budgets, and why sometimes the outfit only works if you believe it works.

If anyone out there actually understands fashion… please help.

We are taking applications.

At the end of the day, the best thing you can wear is confidence.

Even if the outfit is questionable.

So grab your mirror, try on five outfits you hate, put one back on anyway, and come sit in the Elephant Room with us.

The fits are inconsistent, the opinions are strong, and the elephant in the room is… we just want to feel hot. 🐘✨👗