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Start the year with a table that doesn’t hold back. We kick off with chaotic food riffs, a night out at Flying Monkey, and a cover band singing Roberta Flack like Lauryn Hill—funny on the surface, but it cracks open a bigger thread about taste, credit, and how we label people and art. That theme hits hard when we unpack a viral NYE story: a plus-size friend told to pay $300 at a Miami club while her crew debates the cost ten minutes before midnight. We talk loyalty, body shaming at the door, and the moment a plan reveals the truth about a friendship.

From there, we pivot to a Texas apartment fire allegedly sparked by burning a boyfriend’s clothes on a balcony grill—an impulsive act with devastating consequences. It’s part PSA, part reality check: rage can torch more than a relationship. The conversation deepens with a candid look at intimacy and dealbreakers after Tiffany Haddish’s line that “three inches feels like nine when you’re in love.” We strip away the posturing and get honest about sexual compatibility, consent, technique, tools, and when staying is kind vs when it’s cruel. If desire is part of your love language, how and when do you say that out loud?

We also move through cultural flashpoints: a karmic update on George Zimmerman, a missing special education teacher in Chicago and the ethics of public suspicion, plus Tim Allen blaming DEI for his career slump. We parse what inclusive casting actually does for storytelling and why nostalgia isn’t a hall pass for exclusion. To breathe between the heavy, we play a ridiculous but revealing game—Which celebs seem like they smell good?—before landing on a few quick “gems” about patience, receipts, and protecting your peace.

If you like your comedy unfiltered and your takes clear, pull up a chair. Rate and follow to keep the table loud in your feed, share this with a friend who needs the reminder to leave together, and drop a comment: when the door guy says $300, what do you do?

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