What do you get when Jesus turns a tiny lunchbox into a mega stadium braai? You get Fish & Bread Braai for Twelve Thousand Bru’s — a slang-packed, side-splitting retelling of the miracle of the loaves and fishes, brought to life by three unforgettable characters:

• Skattie Sam (South African) – the cheeky host who drops slang hotter than peri-peri on a bunny chow.

• Aunty Koeksister (Southern Belle) – sweet, sassy, and always stirring the pot with her syrupy charm.

• Boetie Biltong (Gruff Bible voice) – deadpan joker with a voice like thunder and a punchline for every verse.

The crowd is starving, the disciples are stressing harder than a oke who forgot to pay his DSTV bill, and all they’ve got is five loaves and two fishes — basically one packet of Nik Naks for a rugby stadium. But Jesus, the ultimate Provider, flips the script. Bread multiplies like WhatsApp groups after a wedding, fish flip out like they just heard they’re trending on TikTok, and suddenly everyone’s full — with leftovers nogals!

The episode delivers the salvation message straight from John 6:35:“Then Jesus declared, ‘I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.’”

It’s not just about chow — it’s about eternal satisfaction. Jesus fills your soul, not just your stomach.

Expect running gags, slang so lekker it’ll make your ouma giggle, and punchlines that land harder than a boerie roll on a budget. Whether it’s Koeksister comparing Jesus to a braai master or Boetie rating the miracle like a Spur Friday night special, this episode blends biblical truth with belly laughs.

Perfect for families, youth groups, and anyone who thinks Bible stories should come with spice, sass, and salvation. Tune in, chow down, and remember — Jesus doesn’t need Uber Eats. He’s already got the eternal menu sorted.