Peaches and Viktor kick off this episode by accidentally turning hydration into a medical thriller, debating whether becoming a “hydro homie” is healthy or just a fast track to living in the bathroom every five minutes. From there, things spiral quickly into pregnancy cravings, including Peaches discovering a rogue taco sauce packet next to him and Viktor confessing his love for ketchup on breakfast sandwiches — which somehow escalates into a full-blown argument over whether Viktor once committed the unforgivable sin of putting ketchup on sushi. (He denies it. Peaches absolutely does not let it go.)

The middle of the episode detonates when Peaches recounts innocently questioning why Starlight Skating is always packed — only to be publicly dragged by an elderly Facebook warrior who liked her own insult. This sparks a deep dive into the chaos of local Facebook groups, admin power trips, fake names, nickname rules, and why radio personalities probably shouldn’t breathe too loudly online. Along the way, Viktor admits he posts under a fake name, Peaches reports a commenter like a hall monitor, and the phrase “Life in Idaho Falls” becomes synonymous with digital combat.

Things take another turn as Viktor pulls back the curtain on rebuilding an entire outlaw country radio station playlist from scratch, only to have a critical song list “accidentally” deleted — launching him into spreadsheet hell and mild emotional damage. Meanwhile, Peaches notices that more people might be listening to the outlaw country station than K-BEAR on the app, leading to some playful panic, radio trash talk, and a full roast of rival stations playing in local restaurants.

The final stretch goes completely off the rails with a brutally honest conversation about friends having kids, Discord calls being ruined by screaming babies, restaurant parenting fails, helicopter parents, chill rib-eating toddlers, and the terrifying realization that Peaches may be next. Viktor dispenses dad wisdom, Peaches threatens to become an old-school disciplinarian “as a joke” (with multiple disclaimers), and the episode wraps with stories about surprise pregnancies, awkward baby announcements, secret vasectomies, and why you should absolutely never hide that information from a partner.

It’s chaotic, hilarious, extremely honest, and somehow manages to roast hydration, Facebook groups, radio, parenting, and Idaho Falls culture all in one sitting