🎙️ Welcome back to The Call Flo Show on WFLO AM 870!It’s Friday, January 9, 2026, and Chris Wood kicks off the morning from the Francis E. Wood Studio, joined by John Staton, with Noah Messarge arriving fashionably late — just in time to spark laughter, stories, and a show full of classic Call Flo charm. From listener jokes and powerful faith testimonies to wild pets, aging cats, and weekend plans, this episode delivers everything longtime listeners love about WFLO mornings.🌟 Highlights from Today’s Show⏰ Fashionably Late & Morning BanterChris and John open the show wondering where Noah is — joking about past habits of running late and the chaos of busy mornings. Noah eventually arrives, apologizing for trying to do “too many things at once,” sparking laughs and reflections on how haste really does make waste.📞 Henry Fulcher Brings the Jokes (and Then the Power)Listener favorite Henry Fulcher calls in early with a rapid-fire run of classic jokes, puns, and one-liners — from French fries and banjos to ugly girlfriends and motorcycles that won’t run. The laughter quickly gives way to one of Henry’s most powerful testimonies yet.🙏 A Remarkable Story of Faith & HealingHenry shares a deeply moving account from February 2001, describing how scripture spoke directly to him before church and led him to deliver a message to a visiting family. He recounts how a scheduled cancer surgery for a military veteran was canceled after doctors could no longer find the cancer — a moment Henry credits fully to divine intervention. The story follows the family’s continued journey, repeated confirmations, and a miracle that left doctors stunned and faith strengthened.🐕 Deer Legs, Dogs & Unwanted “Gifts”The conversation lightens as Chris tells the ongoing saga of his dog bringing home another deer leg — including how he handled disposal under cover of darkness. John and Noah react with disbelief, humor, and questions no dog owner ever expects to answer.🐈 Jeff the Cat: Menace or Mastermind?Noah dives into life with his tuxedo cat Jeff, who has zero fear of water, loves sinks, ignores aluminum foil deterrents, and knows exactly how to manipulate dinner schedules. Chris offers old-school advice — including the classic “jar of coins” trick — while listeners weigh in with their own cat experiences.📞 Listener Call: A 27-Year-Old Cat Named BounceA caller shocks the studio by sharing that her tuxedo cat Bounce is nearly 27 years old, complete with aches, attitudes, and expectations of human servitude. The call sparks amazement, laughter, and a sobering realization for Noah about just how long Jeff may be running his household.📞 FTC Joins with Pet Talk & Toy SolutionsRegular caller FTC chimes in, offering Noah a plug-in cat toy designed to burn off feline energy — and the discussion turns to pets as lifelong commitments, animal “arks,” and whether adding another cat solves problems… or doubles them.🐦 Chris’ Birds, Goats & Animal Kingdom UpdateChris shares stories about his longtime birds Groucho and Georgie, their impressive lifespans, and their unique personalities — plus updates on goats Curly, Moe, and Larry grazing happily outdoors. The show turns into an impromptu celebration of animals who outlive expectations.📅 National Days & Curious ConversationsThe crew highlights National Law Enforcement Day and Balloon Ascension Day, sparking curiosity (and concern) about hot air balloons, birds, and unlikely midair scenarios.🍕 Weekend Plans & Comfort Food ConfessionsChris shares plans to tackle paperwork, enjoy rainy weather, and experiment with Sicilian-style pizza, tapioca, and rice pudding — while recalling a childhood trauma involving Chef Boyardee pizza before Halloween. The group agrees: the worst experiences often make the best memories.