Laney Hill is screwed. On the bed. On the treadmill. On the hood of a BMW. And on her boss' desk. Then she's screwed again when she steps into the free clinic and finds out she has gonorrhea. That dirty prick gave her gonorrhea! She's totally going to break up with him - until he breaks up with her because he's married!
A spur-of-the-moment date with her hot musician neighbor, Kade Masters, goes from smoking hot to red-hot disaster in two seconds flat. Then a night out drinking with friends leads to a fateful - yet awkwardly sloppy - kiss between her and her best friend, George Bratton.
Laney is ready to go into hibernation mode when George receives an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's destination wedding in London. Self-destructive George and gonorrhea survivor Laney make a deal to go as each other's dates. It will make great material for Laney's Anti-Romance blog, and maybe it will help George finally get over his ex.
Pushing aside thoughts of Kade and his "big engine that could", Laney jumps at the chance to escape to the magical land of the royal family. But her magical vacation soon turns into a royal steaming pile of lies.