After years as the Free States of Caldia's most lethal weapon, all I want is to study magic at Stoneway Academy and find something resembling a normal civilian life. The Great War against the Democratic Republic of Auropa has finally come to a ceasefire, but tensions haven't necessarily died down overnight.

I thought surviving the war was hard. Turns out, being a celebrity war hero at magic school comes with its own unique challenges. Just when I was getting comfortable with my new life at Stoneway Academy, the monsters in the Shadow Wood of Misery decided to get a lot more aggressive, and I can't help but feel like it's my problem to deal with.

I survived the war and my first term at magic school. How hard could meeting the parents be? Turns out when your girlfriends include a princess, a dragon-blooded noble, a monster hunter from a legendary family, and a demonic duchess, "meeting the family" involves a lot more than awkward small talk over dinner. But holiday drama takes a backseat when revolutionaries start bombing the capital of Umbrica.

I stopped a demon-possessed warship and saved a kingdom. Surely a quiet semester at magic school isn't too much to ask? Apparently it is. A demon queen from my war days has started haunting my dreams, and she's got plans for the portal to hell sitting right under Stoneway Academy. The paladins say everything's fine. The headmistress says the ancient tree keeping the demons sealed is perfectly healthy. Meanwhile, I'm waking up smelling like brimstone and watching corruption spread through the school's roots.

I should've known peace would never come easy. Settling into civilian life at Stoneway Academy was supposed to be the hard part. Now, with finals behind me and a sprawling new manor to share with the witches I love most, I figured I'd earned a little quiet. A bigger bedroom. Maybe even a summer where nobody tries to blow up the school, drag me to hell, or end the world. That'd be the day.

I slaughtered my way to peace once already. Hopefully this time it'll take. After saving my school, my nation, and arguably the world, all I wanted was a quiet summer at my new manor with some special witches. Instead, my stolen romance novel is a bestseller, a political party won't stop...