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YOU’RE SUBSCRIBED!

YOU’RE SUBSCRIBED!

By: Gregory Halpen
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YOU’RE SUBSCRIBED! is your no-fluff, all-heart audio hangout for bold, quirky coaches who want to grow their coaching business through the power of story-driven emails. Hosted by cabaret-artist-turned-email-strategist Gregory, it’s where strategy meets storytelling—and your inbox becomes a space for real connection, blending pep-talks and practical DIY list building tips.

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Episodes
  • 10 Irresistible Lead Magnets That Attract Buyers
    6 May 2025

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    What if your lead magnet is growing your list… but not your income?

    In this episode of You’re Subscribed, Gregory unpacks 10 lead magnet ideas designed to attract subscribers who are actually aligned with your offer—not just in it for the free stuff.

    If you’ve ever wondered why your email list isn’t converting, this one’s for you.

    In this episode, you’ll learn:

    • Why most freebies attract the wrong people (and how to fix it)
    • The key difference between “awareness” and “action” magnets
    • 10 powerful lead magnet formats that build trust and prime for conversion
    • What to send after the opt-in to turn new subscribers into buyers


    Whether you’re just starting your list or need to refresh your strategy, this episode will help you create a freebie that pulls in your people—and leads them right to your paid offer.

    thequirkyrebelcoach.com – Free tools, templates, and rebel-approved resources

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    Leave a 5-star review and share this episode with one coach who’s ready to ditch the “freebie trap” and grow a list that actually converts.

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    25 mins
  • The Myth of the Perfect Freebie
    23 Apr 2025

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    Episode 2: The Myth of the Perfect Freebie

    Welcome back, rebels! It’s your friendly neighborhood cabaret coach, Gregory—here to burn the myth of the “perfect freebie” to the ground (and roast a Canva template or two along the way).

    In this episode, we’re getting real about freebies that flop harder than Cats (yes, that one) and how to create lead magnets that actually connect—with heart, humor, and a whole lot less stress.

    ✨ What You’ll Learn:

    • Why most freebies don’t work (and how to avoid the trap)
    • The real secret to a “hell yes” lead magnet—it’s not format, it’s feel
    • The one strategy that outshines all the PDF/Quiz/Challenge hype
    • Two practical, non-overwhelming tips to create your own soulful freebie


    🧵 Episode Breakdown:

    Part 1: My First Freebie Flop (a cautionary tale)

    Let’s rewind to 2017: a Word Doc, a dream, and a flop with five downloads (hi Stephen).
    Truth Bomb: Your freebie isn’t about showcasing your brilliance—it’s about solving one small, annoying problem that makes your audience’s life easier right now.

    Freebie Ideas That Actually Work:

    • 🌀 “How to Stop Doom-Scrolling and Write Your First Email in 15 Minutes”
    • 🔍 “3 Questions to Find Your First Coaching Client”
    • 🧘 “The 5-Minute Grounding Ritual Before Every Client Call”


    Part 2: The Format Isn’t the Magic

    PDF, challenge, quiz… who cares?
    If your freebie feels like it was birthed by a soulless robot, people will ghost.
    Tip: The format doesn’t matter if it doesn’t feel like you. Personality wins over polish—every time.

    Part 3: The Rebel Way to Create a Freebie That Connects

    Stop guessing. Start asking.
    Your audience already has the answers—you just have to listen.
    Ask them:

    • “What’s one thing you’re stuck on right now?”
    • “Would a quick guide on X be helpful?”
      Then read between the lines. Look for patterns. Emotional resonance. Truth.

    🧠 Quick Recap:

    • ❌ Perfect = Pressure. Useful = YES PLEASE.
    • 💌 Your vibe matters more than your format.
    • 🗣️ Ask your people what they need—and actually listen.

    💌 Pep Talk from Your Inbox Bestie:

    Your freebie doesn’t have to be a masterpiece.
    It just needs to be real. A small, doable win wrapped in your one-of-a-kind voice.
    Make it messy. Make it soulful. Just freakin’ make it.
    Perfection is boring. Connection is everything.

    📣 Call to Action:

    If this episode gave you life, made you snort-laugh, or released you from freebie perfection prison:

    • ⭐ Leave a 5-star review + short note wherever you’re listening.
    • 📩 Share this episode with a coach friend!

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    14 mins
  • How emails are the heart of your coaching business
    16 Apr 2025

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    Episode 1: A New Way to Build
    How email marketing, consent-based funnels, and your quirks can fuel a sustainable coaching business.

    Tired of the "crush it" culture? So are we.

    In this debut episode of the You're Subscribed! podcast, we’re tossing out toxic marketing tactics and reclaiming business-building as a creative, soul-led act. If you’ve ever felt like your weirdness, contradictions, or anxiety made you “too much” to be a coach—this one’s for you.

    We’re breaking down:

    • Why marketing doesn’t have to feel performative
    • How email creates space for real connection (without algorithm pressure)
    • The power of consent-based funnels (bye-bye, fake urgency)
    • A mindset shift: Write to your past self to connect with your dream clients now
    • Why your quirks aren’t a liability—they’re your brand magic

    This is your permission slip to build a business that honors your voice, your values, and your life.

    Key Takeaways:

    • Email = Intimacy: Create connection in a space where performance isn’t required.
    • Story over strategy: When you share lived experience, you build trust that converts.
    • Funnel reframe: You don’t need sleaze to sell—consent-based marketing works better and feels better.
    • Your weird is your wow: Stop editing yourself out of your brand. Start leading with what makes you memorable.

    Resources + Links:

    • Join the rebel list: thequirkyrebelcoach.com
    • Follow on Instagram: @quirkyrebelcoach
    • Want weekly inspo + templates? Check out the Email Launch Studio.

    Loved this episode?
    Subscribe, leave a review, and share it with a fellow coach who’s done performing and ready to build real. Future episodes will dig deeper into storytelling, list-building, ethical launches, and calling out the B.S. while building a sustainable coaching biz!

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    14 mins
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