What’s the worst thing you could accidentally give your daughter? In PINOCCHIO’S REVENGE (1996), it’s a puppet linked to a child’s murder. And she thinks it’s her birthday gift. From that moment on, things unravel fast. Accidents don’t feel like accidents. Tantrums take on a new tone. And the wooden boy in the corner? He might be pulling the strings. This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, we take on this brooding, off-kilter slab of ‘90s horror where therapy, motherhood, and murder intersect in the worst possible ways.

What’s worse than being a nerdy teen with a crush on your babysitter? Finding out she’s the bloodthirsty leader of a Satanic cult… and you’re the sacrificial lamb. THE BABYSITTER (2017) flips the slumber party script into a gory game of survival, blending outrageous kills, devilish humor, and one seriously unhinged game of spin the bottle. We’re talking fire poker fatalities, shirtless cult bros, and enough blood spray to repaint the suburbs. On The Blind Rage Podcast, we’re popping open a juice box and breaking down this batshit babysitting gig from hell.

Ever feel like your phone sex fantasy might end in murder instead of moaning? Welcome to the world of PARTY LINE (1988), where every steamy call could be your last…and the guy on the other end brings a straight razor to the party. On the latest episode of The Blind Rage Podcast, we tap into this sleazy, neon-soaked slasher-thriller about a deranged brother-sister duo luring lonely strangers to their bloody demise via a shared phone line. It’s got kinky calls, clueless cops, sibling weirdness, and a soundtrack that sounds like your Walkman is possessed. Oh, and Leif Garrett is here. For some reason. Looking for your next horror laugh-fest? You just found it.