Joey visits Vancouver and goes to a Vancouver Canucks game. Sean stays in Austin and goes to a Texas Longhorns game. Neither of those are particularly spooky on their own, but just you wait.

We're also covering dumb moments from the first week of the NBA season, including a travel that just might make you stop watching the sport entirely, plus the evolution of Ole Miss's "Rebels" mascot.

Finally, Sean breaks down the five spookiest types of fans to sit by during a live sporting event. Happy Halloween!

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Ole Miss Reb mascot

LaMelo Ball's travel

Luka Doncic trash talking Yaxel Lendeborg

The NCAA just expanded its football playoffs to 12 teams in 2024, a system it has not yet perfected. But for some reason (i.e. money), the NCAA is now expanding the new system to 24 teams. Hope y'all are ready for a bunch of lackluster SEC and Big 10 programs to make the playoff!

Plus, other things rich dudes have ruined, and LeBron's entry into Polymarket is discouraging in a league that already has many gambling-addicted fans.

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Ryan Fitzpatrick upset with Bo Nix's performance

Peloton instructors reading joke names

The Philadelphia 76ers on the cold open of Abbott Elementary

We're through five weeks of the NFL season, and you might never see something as dumb as what the NFC East just went through. The Cowboys lost at home to the Buccaneers on Thursday Night Football, with a contract employee getting fired for calling Dallas's performance "embarrassing" as Dak Prescott walked by. Then, the Eagles lost a game where they took the lead with 8 seconds left and their opponent was out of timeouts. Finally, the Giants and Commanders played each other and ended in a tie, with both teams making boneheaded plays in overtime when a field goal would have won it.

And so, in Week 5 of the 2026 NFL season, the NFC East became the first division in league history to not win a single game despite two of the division's teams playing each other. Truly spectacular.

Plus, Sean recounts his Bahamas vacation, the White Sox and WNBA playoffs were full of silliness, and we do a live taste test of a new product from H-E-B.

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Dak Prescott and the monkey puppet side by side

Mind the Gap board game

H-E-B Butter Pecan Candy Cups