Big P is a simple kid who just loves his boyz and hurt his ankle. But when that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin gets involved, all of a sudden everything feels so fantastical and silly, like the characters from a Disney movie living and walking amongst us. Get out of there, Big P!! Any cult you're apart of must be better than this crap therapy!!!

Ah, you must be glass, because you've found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the incredible improviser, performer, and UCB staff member Tess Restaino! You can catch Tess playing at the UCB staff show Friday July 31st at 10:30pm. And be sure you also catch Put Me In, Coach!, the show were UCB teachers perform with their students, coming in hot with shows this Tuesday July 28th 9:30pm AND Tuesday August 11th 9:30pm

Frankie Knibb is a man who suffers from a very specific hyper-realistic recurring nightmare. But maybe the real nightmare is in real life where his terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin is once again derailing sessions with an assault of asides! And would you believe it turns sexual yet again? I mean seriously, what a pervert. Get out of there, Frankie!! You don't need to keep doing therapy just because you started doing it as a child and feel like you can't break any of your habits!!!

Wow, you must have your legs on straight, because you've found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the incredibly talented musician, improviser, and actor Zack Willis. Be sure you follow Zack's band BRVNCHES @brvnchesband and also check out Zack playing with Rumpleteaser, Mango Tango, and most recently Put Me In, Coach! the brand new UCB show where students improvise alongside their teachers. The next PMIC! will be Tuesday July 28th at 9:30pm on the UCB mainstage!

Quentin is responsible for some of the worst conspiracy theories this world has ever seen and has so much he could work through with a high quality therapist. Unfortunately, by choosing to work with a real Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin, Quentin is bound to only repeat his past patterns and makes things worse. Maybe you shouldn't replace one vice with another vice and carry around a hammer from your rage! Get out of there, Quentin, and maybe stop writing fiction people extrapolate to be true!!!

Ah, now you must be a high ranking level of the Illuminati, because you've found the best and most secretive part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the tremendously funny comedian and improv teacher Stephen Mann! You can catch Stephen teaching and performing at Far Away Theater in Alabama, farawaybham.com.