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Satan Does not Own October (Episode 1)

Satan Does not Own October (Episode 1)

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Season 2 begins with Dracula chicken, Don Knotts, tiny ceramic skeleton drama, and one firm boundary: Satan does not own October.

If your conscience tells you to skip Halloween, skip it. Truly. I am not here to drag anyone through a pumpkin patch against their will.

But my pumpkins are not a gateway drug to the underworld.

My decorative skeletons are not a theological crisis.

And I refuse to surrender harvest, memory, imagination, porch lights, old movies, and cinnamon candles to fear.

So yes, we are starting Season 2 calmly.

With restraint.

Like civilized people.

[Insert sanctified snark.]

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