Justen's theory of Trek Movies.

PICAAAARD has borg-lepathy. The Enterprise does the traditional "ignoring clear orders". Borg geometry. Surfing the time-travel wake of a sphere. Nothing ever goes wrong when redshirts are in a Jefferies Tube. Troi's main contribution to the movie is getting white-girl wasted. Data gets an introduction to HR Giger. Justen's theory of Star Trek.

Rejected episode titles:

• Jockstrap Paradox

• Tsundere Space Elves

• Assimilate This

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Original reworking of the Deep Space 9 theme by audioquinn, who stresses that this particular war crime is not their fault.

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