Hey bestiessss, this week we’re catching you up on life because a LOT is happening… Ebony has only gone and bought herself a HOUSE (!!) and Lucie is convinced her boyfriend is going to propose in the next two weeks, so manifest with us x

Our topic today is The Nickname Theory: why every man you date somehow ends up with an iconic codename. We go through Ebony’s fabulous list...BA, Gold Tooth, Policeman 1 & 2, and Joe-from-Joe-and-the-Juice, and then dive into your submissions, which honestly had us SCREAMING!

Finally, for our FUOTFs, Ebony was told she looked like she worked at ASDA in her green fleece, and Lucie sprinted for the only running train with one eyebrow, no bags packed, and zero preparation...it's giving type B.

A very on-brand week! Enjoy besties xxxxx

Hey bestiessss 💋 we’re back with another episode of pure unhinged chaos, starting strong with the question no one expected: is it ever ok to eat cereal (with milk!!) out of a lunchbox… on a train? 🥣🚆 Because apparently some people are doing that and we need answers.

Then we chat all things Great South Run...Lucie wouldn’t have survived without Ebony (obviously 🥹) and if you’re feeling inspired to start running, we've got you! Use code EBONY for 2 weeks free on Runna 🏃‍♀️✨

For the main event, we dive into your wildest workplace romance stories, and babes, you delivered. From finding your boyfriend’s boss’s Primark PJ label in your bed, to farmhand flings across the hay bales, to maternity leave covers doing more than covering workloads 👀 HR could never.

And of course, our fuck ups of the fortnight, you really can’t make this stuff up! We hope you love ittttt xxxxx

Heyyy bestiessss 😘 in this ep swe’re embracing all the chaos: Lucie went corporate soaking wet with a top saying GOOD MOVE (not her finest hour 😅), Ebony accidentally debuted a period stain at the school run, and we’re planning the Great South Run! Airbnb booked, nerves rising, and excitement… plus panic, obvs.

We also dive into the infamous Rating Game, where in true us fashion, most of the options somehow involve poo 💩 from getting splashed in the face to stepping in it in the pool’s shallow end. Will we ever grow up? Highly unlikely. Absolute laughs (and cringes) guaranteed! Love ya xoxoxo

Hey bestiesss! 💋 This week, we’re diving into Biggest Bullsh*tter - the wildest, most ridiculous lies boys have ever told to get out of situations instead of just...being honest! We’ve got bed restraints that were apparently “friends,” tattoos that were supposedly for “dead sisters,” and one guy who absolutely had to share a bed to comfort his friend. Plus, no episode would be complete without FUOTF, this time Ebony drinks mysterious substances in Turkey and Lucie accidentally books her 77-year-old nan a hotel slap bang in the middle of the wild Benidorm strip?! Pour yourself a drink, hold onto your sanity, and get ready to scream “no he didn’t!” at least a hundred times xxx

We are also sooo excited to have our first ever sponsor! ⁠⁠Sugar Candy Bra⁠ 🎉 They make the comfiest non-wired bras for fuller busts (aka actual heaven 🙌). Use code GIRLTHING for 15% off, and check them out on Instagram ⁠⁠@sugarcandybra⁠.

Hey bestiessss 💕 Welcome to Cheaterville! This week, we’re diving into the wildest, juiciest, most unhinged ways you found out your partner was cheating 👀💔 Get ready for drama, chaos, and the ultimate WTF moments.

Of course, it wouldn’t be us without a side of chaos...Ebony somehow managed to get lost on her way to the studio (yes, the one we’ve been going to for 9 months 😂), and in FUOTF fashion, one listener shares how she accidentally gave the builders outside her window a LOT more than they bargained for 👀🙈.

We are also sooo excited to have our first ever sponsor! ⁠Sugar Candy Bra 🎉 They make the comfiest non-wired bras for fuller busts (aka actual heaven 🙌). Use code GIRLTHING for 15% off, and check them out on Instagram ⁠@sugarcandybra.

We hope you love this ep as much as we do! xxxx

Hey bestiesss! 2 eps in 2 weeks, who are we!?

We’re back to our unhinged roots this week 👀✨ Get ready for the ultimate petty-but-iconic breakup stories, from wedding day drama, photoshoot faking, washing machine takeovers and even pee in the iron water...don't ask!

We also chat about nearly missing our flight home (spoiler: Ebs saved the day ✈️), and the mysterious thief who stole her Coke Zero, drank half, and put it back 🤣

We are also so excited to have our first ever sponsor, Sugar Candy Bra! They make the comfiest non-wired bras for fuller busts (aka actual heaven 🙌). Use our code GIRLTHING for 15% off at checkout, and check them out on Instagram @sugarcandybra

We hope you love this ep as much as we do! xxxx

Hey bestiessss! 🌴✨ Corfu Diaries Pt 2 is serving pure holiday chaos. We kick things off with a singer who had us howling for all the wrong reasons, then Ebony spills on her kids' success with their awards 🏆. Next up, it’s Bestie Question Time, before Lucie relives the most mortifying moment ever...her and her mum accidentally stealing someone else’s spa treatment and getting caught. And just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, one of our listeners shares a period disaster in luxury bedding while dog sitting. It’s giving chaos, cocktails & confessions. 🥂💅

Hey besties! 👯‍♀️ We’re backkkk after a little hiatus (did you miss us? 👀) and of course we had to make our comeback from sunny Corfu 🌴🍹. In Part 1 of our Corfu Diaries, Lucie manages to lose her passport the night before flying (classic), we dive into your wildest AITA submissions, and...casual flex...McFly have actually watched Ebony’s singing videos and loved them!!! Get ready for the usual chaos, oversharing, and belly laughs, it feels SO GOOODD to be back with you 💖