Bridezilla wants to raw dawg her photos?? A cheese has some OBSCENE flavor profile?? The Jizzdoctor makes an appearance brought to you by Frosted Flaps and Succubutt.

Fishy Egplant

• Mojito
• Anchovies

Your wife decides what YOU eat for dinner?? Your sister keep breaking up at your appartment?? Black Terry strikes again in this episode sponsored by Penis Hole TM, and Sloppy, Sloppy Seconds.

Plain Burger

• Lettuce
• Tomato
• Rum

A grown ass man flips his lid because he doesn't understand the word 'plain'?? Homie gets left high and dry on game night?? We got a hot-doggin-new-fangled cuntometer and we get real silly with it just like that rap song where they go 'get silly'.

Double Cup:

• Rum
• Grape Soda
• Blackberry Schnapps

I ruined your yard with slide water so you gotta let me use YOUR pool?? You literally said nothing so now you gotta pay for MY car repairs?? How many penises do snakes have? Brought to you by Noodle Massage and Christ Crispy Treats. Swamp's Up

• Green Gatorade
• Vodka
• Yellow Onion
• Peanut Butter Cotton Swab

Your date is Shreking on you?? Houseguests demand to know where your better pillows are?? Do butt ladybugs have souls?? Brought to you by Bu'Ka'Ke and Joseph Bildorf's Hand Slime.

Uncut Jim

• Jim Beam
• vienna sausage
• Ouzo
• water

Your Princess asks decides you're getting circumcised?? Dino Karen drops the N-bomb?? We discuss bad people over drink in the Gimme Gimme Hall of Fame???

Chinese Burning Fire:

• Tsing Tsao
• Japanese whiskey
• Soju
• Chili Crisp

Brought to you by Goliath Industries' Ultra Light Beam Juice and Ball Janglers.

A fry bandit gets mad when you order more?? A "friend" gets mad when you hook up with your ex?? We get real serial talkin about some of these poop scooters and give some solid advice along the way.

Drink along at home!

Heavy Day:

• vodka
• red koolaid
• cotton ball
• garnish with period pad

Nephew almost kills your baby with a roman candle?? Fratboys give you the fireworks?? Some hot takes on everyone's favorite way to lose a hand and a whole ton of doodie heads.

America in a Cup:

• Bourbon
• Peach tea
• Rocket pop