After last episode, you asked for more! So here we are with thrills and spills galore! A 90s action comedy starring both Damon Wayans and Adam Sandler in their primes? Where do I sign up? It's free with ads on YouTube, so there! I'll sign up there on YouTube! Me! Parker! QUAP QUAP!! Court is now in session! Ha ha, just kidding, I'm not a judge, just an attorney. Last week at my law office, my friend Springer pointed out that in the last episode, I ended the description with QUAP QUAP!!! and that may not be something the general public knows about. This is a little Insider Info from me to you, and it's a SECRET protected by listener-podcaster privilege so mind you not a word! QUAP QUAP!!! is lawyer slang for the sound a judge's gavel makes! Also the thing the judge whacks with the gavel is called the Sounding Block. Just a bit of the lingo you pick up in law school, which I've graduated from. Speaking of, the movie they watched this time is a crime caper! I know a lot about crime, and the laws of the land, sea, and air because I have a license to practice law and a certain somebody - a certain ATTORNEY - might get mentioned by name this episode. ;).

Also I have received my first performance review, and I have taken the notes to heart. At this time, I'd like to issue an apology to my employers at the Plasmaster Corporation and in particular to our CEO and my client, Samuel K. In the episode description for Episode 002: Billy Madison, I implied that Sam "screwed up" writing the first one and that was unprofessional. I am taking time now to reflect on my actions under advisement from my attorney, Springer. Going forward I will do my utmost to represent myself and this company with dignity. Please respect my privacy at this time as I take time to heal and grow.

COURT ADJOURNED! QUAP QUAP!!!

Topics of Interest Include: Buzz's Girlfriend vs. My Darling Wife, The Oldschool Shit, and Our Favorite Colors

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Avast me hearties and shiver me timbers! Sea Podcast? No! This is Enter Sandman! Parker here, attorney-at-law, and I'm representing my clients Plasmaster and Hat Mode in the episode description again this week! You may have noticed that the first couple sentences in this description were more appropriate for the first episode of Enter Sandman "Gone Overboard (or The Unsinkable Shecky Mosowitz)", and that's because Sam wrote the first one before he realized he wanted to hire me to do it going forward and I think the proof is in the pudding that I could do a better job. I have a bunch of notes about Adam Sandler in my briefcase I take to court with me every day as my day job as an attorney. Anyway, with that minor correction and retraction out of the way, this is episode FORE of Enter Sandman... Wait, that's not right. This is episode TEE. Ha ha, I'm just playing around, you guys. That's not a FAIRWAY to treat our listeners when this episode is about the everGREEN comedy 1996's Happy Gilmour! Click the Links below to email us or join the Club on Patreon. Links and Club are golf words too!! Now walk the plank or I'll see you in court!!! QUAP QUAP!!!!

Topics of Interest Include: Enormous Men, Bruce Forsythe, Richard Dawson, and an Affinity for Game Shows and Decapitation

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Sam and Jack have their lunches packed up, their boots tied tight, and are hoping they don't get in a fight while discussing Adam Sandler's 1995 comedy film Billy Madison! I like this movie! My name is Parker and I'm an attorney for the Plasmaster Corporation, and Sam has retained my services for writing these descriptions because of my familiarity with Podcast Law and Sam screwed up writing the description last week. Let me introduce myself: I'm Parker and I'm an attorney and my favorite Transformer is Grimlock ! My favorite store in town is the ice cream store, followed by the pet store where I go to observe the canaries or birds (aka my favorite animals). I hope we can get to know each other through my episode descriptions, because I haven't had a diary since I got banned off LiveJournal in 2003 (invented a new cuss word). Anyway, that's enough for this week. I have to get ready for court in the morning because I'm an attorney! Thank's For Reading! ;)

TOPICS OF INTEREST INCLUDE: Jokes That Aren't Jokes, Jack Says a Slur, Whorish Product Placement

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