This... this was a tough one.

We really thought we knew what we were getting into, you know? We thought we understood. We didn't think Disney would make every possible bad decision and release an ugly, bloated, cheap-looking and yet somehow very expensive monstrosity onto the viewing public.

But they sure did!

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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This is it. The one that started it all. Disney’s first foray into moviemaking, and the first full-length animated movie ever produced. And it has way more music than you remember. Most of it is bad.

Important questions:

Is the Evil Queen a stealth feminist icon?

Why is the prince so weird, and why does his song suck so much?

D-did Snow White ascend into heaven at the end?

The music we used is Homeward by Scott Buckley and Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere, off of Music for Podcasts 3.

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Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

We’ve done it. It’s over.

We killed the franchise.

This is a return to form, imaginary readers. This movie? It’s bad. In fact, it’s mostly nonsense. And we watched it. On purpose.

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Number Nine wasn't even IN it! They didn't mention The Secret Arts ONCE!

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

Find us on the Internet!

Email is mail@directto.video

Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast

Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events