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A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?).

Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026!

“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2)

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison

“The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2)

Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Debra: Jennifer Kalison

“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7)

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Snow White: Jennifer Kalison

“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9)

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers

“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6)

Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo


“Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9)

Voices:
Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
Customer 1: Doug McDowell
Customer 2: Toni Deckers
Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis


“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025)

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Rachael Tillman
Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia
Katie: Andrea Howells

“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special)

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell

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A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.)

Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First Contact?… That’s Florida For You!…

and More!

Credits and Attribution:

“Gothrobics” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Velonia: Jennifer Kalison
Ms. Wolski: Lillian McGuinness


“Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Sy: Doug McDowell
Aileen: Sarah Zavala
Eddie: Michael F. Lewis
Detective: Sharon McKay Anguin


“The Bureaucrat: Halloween 2025” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Mayor Leo/Alfred: Jeffrey S. Herman


“I Wanna Dance with Somebody!” written by Toni Deckers

Voices:
Lisa: Toni Deckers
Dara: Rachael Tillman

“Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices:
Madison: Lillian McGuinness
Tyler: Jaxson Powers
Kai: Paige Weisheimer
Professor: Jeffrey S. Herman


“Inexplicable: First Contact” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
V-Mail: Jennifer Kalison
Narrator/Weird Voice: Sharon McKay Anguin
Artie: Larry Calabretta
Gary: Michael F. Lewis
A.J.: Jaxson Powers

“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine:
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:
wine_pour.wav by postworkflow -- https://freesound.org/s/360698/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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