Hey, it's your girl Von again.

Remember when I said hunting down those two Accardi heirs would be a piece of cake?

Well… I found one of them, only to realize he's a guy I hit and quit two years ago. What's even worse is the fact that I still remember him. I never remember my flings. I'm the girl who scratches the itch and moves on.

Of all the itches, why did it have to be a clingy one? This maniac says we're soul mates. Ha! Yeah, right.

Either way, he's still an Accardi, and I have a job I won't fail to complete, and I already have plenty of distractions. Bear and I are now something… more. It works. Most of the time. Nothing that can't be fixed with a good hand necklace. Oh, right, I also kidnapped a vet who's a vet and decided to keep him. Who doesn't need a good puppy to have around?

So, clearly, I already have men who are way too much work. No, seriously, I can't go a damn hour with one of them asking about my feelings. Why the hell would I want a third man? Who, I might add, is a con artist. Irritatingly, I can't kill him yet. He just so happens to be the only one who can help me find the moles his evil step-mother snuck into the family business.

But after that's done, I'll kill him. Probably…

Two for the Show is book two in a why-choose, reverse harem series. For mature listeners.