Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be immortal? Well, let me tell you, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Not that I’m technically immortal; I can die after all. It’s not that I’m a god or anything. Though, now that I think about it, gods aren’t actually immortal either… Anyway.

My name is Charles Vefferlin, and I work for a company owned by one of the three Fate sisters, CLA LCC. My branch, located in Boston, is responsible for making beings—human or not—deemed fated to be together to fall in love. Oh, and if you haven’t already put it together, I’m a Cupid. Now, before your sad meat sack of a brain starts building an image right away. No, I don’t look like that. And no, I don’t shoot magical arrows, making beings instantly fall in love with one another. I do look like a normal human being, despite being several millenniums old, and I do make beings fall in love with each other. But it’s nothing like how you would imagine. Hell, it wasn’t until a certain assignment in Maine that things began to get weird, even for me. And that is saying something because, let me tell you, I have seen some crazy stuff in my life. But, I suppose I’ll let you find that out for yourself.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I could really use a drink… You’ll see whyThis collection edition of Quarter One includes.

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