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A Neet's Guide to Becoming a God

A Neet's Guide to Becoming a God, Book 1

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A Neet's Guide to Becoming a God

By: LazyFantasist
Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
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So... you want to know how to become a god?

Well, I'll be honest: this ain't that type of guide. So why the name, you ask? Well, it sounded good.

My story is an odd one, full of magic, drama, and a whole lot of Bob. Who's Bob, you ask? Listen and find out.

I never really expected to go from full-time Neet to a God, but you know how life hits, right? Well, it doesn't really matter in the end. What matters is how I got there. You know how I said this ain't that type of guide? Well, maybe it can be. Maybe you'll figure some things out along the way—who knows? Actually I do, and you probably won't, but who cares, right? So take a seat in your mother's basement ,or whatever hole you live in, and listen to the story of how I, a full-time Neet, became a God.

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The story has a bit different angle and it's good that way. A lot of funny parts and I like the characters. Give it a try and enjoy.

Something different but good

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The protagonist, Richard, turned asocial after his parents death. He lives in a small apartment in Portland until a magic book changes his life, going from fat to fit.
The "para" (paranormal) society differs from the mundane. For one, polygamy and free se x are commonplace. Be prepared, Richard quickly picks up not just one but two women.
Fortunately, the setting is interesting. This one book lays a good foundation, and it should be enough for a series of at least five books. Unfortunately, the author seems to have gone AWOL, and the series is on hiatus. May they return.

Decent power fantasy set in an interesting setting

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