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Cat Core

Cat Core, Book 1

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Cat Core

By: Dean Henegar
Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
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It was just supposed to be a quick trip to the pet store for some cat food, but the universe had other plans for Florence Valentine.

Good for nothing kids and some annoying store employees were giving her a hard time, and then things got worse when she was killed by a delivery truck. Instead of angels, pearly gates, and eternal rewards, a voice in her head keeps telling her that she’s become a dungeon core, whatever that is.

Now people keep coming into her new home, wrecking stuff, and stealing from her. But not everything about this whole ordeal is bad. Not only can Florence decorate her home with a thought, but she can also create the best things in the entire universe — she can create kitty cats.

Should these hooligans keep insisting on coming into her home, well, Florence and her kitties are going to have something to say about that.

©2021 Dean Henegar (P)2021 Podium Audio Action & Adventure Fantasy Literature & Fiction Paranormal Paranormal & Urban Satire Urban
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This is a fantastic idea. I read some dreaded the performance and old lady voice. Yeah it takes a second to get used to it but after all it is about an old lady. And she does have all the character to become a really great dungeon. It’s a good break from other more monumental reads. I recommend.

It’s lovely

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Make a grumpy old cat-Karen a dungeon core and see her change. I really enjoyed this take, especially the very Karenesque opinions that slowly changed into something wholesome.

Cat-Karen ☺️

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Ich liebe Andreas Art die Charaktere differenziert und plastisch zum Leben zu erwecken. Danke

mit eintauchen in diese Welt

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The main character is rather annoying to begin with, but fortunately that joke doesn't overstay its welcome, and book starts in earnest.

My biggest complains are the lack of creativity in defending the dungeon against lethal attacks, no changes are made, only the most rudementary of contingincies activated, and absolutely no intelligence applied to the dungeon's survival. It makes it very hard to care when the book doesn't seem to care, and instead treats a lethal raid as a normal dungon delve.

A Karen Cat lady makes dungeon

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