Welcome to Royston Vasy! Your visit coincides with: Herr Lipp's German exchange visit, Papa Lazarou's freak show, and a nosebleed epidemic!
If shopping's on your agenda, Reenie and Vinnie are in charge of the charity shop, Tubbs and Edwards are looking to finda 'no-tail' mate for son David, and friendly butcher Hilary Briss is holding a soiree for patrons of his 'special stuff'.
Perhaps it's a job you're looking for? Cathy Carter-Smith has just found Pauline and Mickey new roles at the Burger Me fast food restaurant. And there are plenty of other lovely locals to meet while you're here, like Val, Harvey and the girls, Les McQueen and his rock 'n' roll past, Larry Vaughn the foul-mouthed mayor, Barbara the taxi driver, and many more. So welcome to town. You'll never leave!
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